gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Hieronymus,

I noticed you were low on toothpaste. Although you don't go through it as quickly as I think you ought to. Certainly not as quickly as you run out of hair product. I don't believe you're brushing your teeth as often as you should.

Please work on your oral hygiene.

Sincerely,
A.A.R.

[A small pot of metallic black sludge. It's charcoal toothpaste, and Hero might recognize it as the kind that Archie makes and uses for himself. It has a slight chemical-magical whiff of potions to it, but tastes like sugared lemons. Thankfully, it doesn't leave the teeth black. Quite the opposite, really. It's one of his father's recipes that Archie modified so it would taste better.]