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[sunsoutgunsout]

sup gb high

WARDED: """BROS""" (Cameron, Casper, Lachlan, Phin, Reid, Sy, Ulysses, Webster)
 

fuckin dress code needs a shirt
its bs
i need a costume

1. sexy pirate
2. sexy police officer
3. sexy leather daddy
4. sexy baker???
5. sexy dancer
6. sexy banker
7. sexy prefect
8. sexy astronaut
9. sexy alien
10. sexy merman
11. sexy painter
12. sexy nurse
13. sexy doctor
14. sexy caveman
15. sexy tree
16. sexy cowboy
17. sexy ghost

[the crossouts are superficial — those in the ward can still see what was written] 

Comments

BROS

[cygninae]

[........]

What makes them sexy.

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

M E

BROS

[cygninae]

Oh.

Okay yeah. I guess so.

What's sexy tree look like?

[dinahdanger]

SUP

[sunsoutgunsout]

nm u

[dinahdanger]

If I said "nm u" do you think we would just keep going back and forth forever???

BROS

[casperkim]

Take me off of this ward.

BROS

[cygninae]

It's cool don't worry.

BROS

[casperkim]

I'm not worried. I'm annoyed.

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

wow sup kim
havin a great day
seems like it

Casper

[ulixes]

Hey. Are you alri Things've been Look, Patterson could start an argument in an empty house, and I know that he's been but [...]

You got a second? I could use a hand.

BROS

[lachlangalbraith]

What's a 'leather da

[...] Well. [...] It seems like it would be hard to get around as a merman. Or a tree.

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

dyou want some eggs with your underachievin
or like
what

BROS

[phin]

Has this got any order to it? Best liked to least?

Sexy ghost is sort've topical, so there's that.
Think you'd model sexy prefect after any specific prefect, or is it more of an interpretation?

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

nah

their all sexy prefects but the lady s kim i'd be the hottest ever so

[sovain]

Not sleeping. Sup with you?

[sunsoutgunsout]

gonna tell me bout your family drama next???

BROS

[ulixes]

[...] Take me off of this wa [...] [...] Hey Casey, how'd you learn to tick Casper off so fast, anyhow? That kind of skill takes most of us a whole lifetime to get down. Hell, I reckon you might be some kind of savant.

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

fuckin all i did was ward him bout halloween shit
does he have some fuckin hangup bout halloween cos he's named after a ghost??

BROS

[websterknox]

Did you mean to include me on this ward?
Wow, what a list! Feel like you can't really go wrong with any of these! Man, now I'm trying to figure out what I should be? Do most people do "sexy" costumes?

[Debates for twenty minutes if he should say more, then puts WAY too much time into the following]

WARDED TO CASEY
Hey, so I wasn't sure what type of feedback you were looking for, but I did have a couple of thoughts I hope are helpful. Obviously being sexy is very important to you all of the costumes ideas are sexy risque sexy. But in different ways. So, it seems to me that it's a question of what type of sexy you're going for.

Like, dancer and caveman are very physical, which is one type of sexy.

Alien and mermaid are exotic, which is another type of sexy.

Cowboy and police officer deal with law and order, and obviously power dynamics are super tied up in attraction.

Ghost and pirate seem dangerous, which might attract girls who are into "bad boys" rebels.

I feel like nurse is kind of sexy in that it's a traditionally female profession and some women might find your progressive and transgressive costume to be sexy. As long as you handle it properly and don't make it a joke.

I think astronaut and doctor (and nurse!) have a sexiness that comes from schooling -- a reflection of years of hard work and specialization.

Maybe I'm revealing too much about myself, but my personal favorite is sexy baker. I mean, the baker is that person everyone knows from back home who is super polite and gentle, but sometimes when I see flour all over their apron, I know they must have a hidden wildness. Secrets can be sexy. It's a profession where you really have to use your hands. Plus, you could use a rolling pin or a loaf of bread as a suggestive prop.

Not sure what you were looking for or if you mean to send this to me or if you know who I am but I hope this helps.

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

any costume's sexy if you've got the fuckin confidence to shine baby

[webster ... webs]
k first
i have like [...] fuckin truckloads of respect for traditionally female professions
i dont joke bout gender
shit's an important fuckin aspect of like [...] fuckin everythin, k
but i T A L K bout it bc we if dont we're just gonna keep fuckin shit up instead of helpin people get back on an even keel
so we've gotta

[...] [...]
[...]
think i could get away with like
an apron instead of a shirt???
i'd have a sick puffy hat n shit
n a rollin pin
FUCK Y E A H

[cmdrchloe]

Sup?

[sunsoutgunsout]

just like
gettin ready for the auction n shit
n the cheer game

you???

BROS

[gonnabefamous]

My first thoughts are that pirate, merman, and caveman could easily get away with having very little shirt.

Like, pirate, you got the deep V most of the way to the navel.
Merman, you could do a shell bra or like a fishing net shirt.
Caveman, just have a one shoulder pelt, mostly bare chest.

BROS

[sunsoutgunsout]

T R U E but also
is that like
low-hangin fruit???

what if i was a sexy train conductor
or a sexy MACUSA bro