gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

I'LL AVENGE YOU!!!

Lawn work is CRUEL and UNUSUAL.

Can you at least do it from your broom???

omg I should ask!!

It would help you be WAY MORE EFFICIENT??

Yeah like I could probs rake like ALL the leaves in an hour?? If I had my BROOM!! Work SMARTER not HARDER even in DETENTION.

AND if they say no you should get a trenchcoat and HIDE YOUR FEET and then just tell them you had a major growth spurt!!

Man I'm getting a LOT of use outta that TRENCHCOAT. Gooooood investment!!

You're totally set if we ever want to go to an R-rated movie too?? Like no one would EVER SUSPECT that there were two 15-year-olds stacked on top of each other under that!!

Edited (Dinah, 5'10" 15-year-old: HEIGHT IS THE TRICK TO LOOKING OLDER!!! ) 2017-10-11 23:34 (UTC)

aw MAN!! An entire cinematic UNIVERSE has been opened to us thanks to this COAT!! It's like MAGIC except it's NOT?? MAGIC??? It's ~I L L U S I O N~

Aw man we're gonna see so many movies with blood and swearing in them now

Like REAL adults!!

REAL TALL ADULTS!!!

We'll be so TALL they'll let us do other ADULT things like PAY TAXES!!

oh man DO YOU THINK SO?? I can't wait to get a bank account and have to work overtime so my kid can get braces!

H E L L Y E A H!! Vision plan HERE WE COME!! AND if I can balance on your shoulders long enough we can PROBS get a VESTED 401K!!

What did you DO? Are you a FUGITIVE?

I'm being punished for the GRIEVOUS SIN of SHARING my MUSIC with EVERYONE!!

But it was HOLIDAY music!

SEE? Yeah!! Quidditch is DEFFO a holiday.

Revolt. Add More Leaves.

Tell them you thought they said to MAKE more leaves!!

LEAF GOLEM LEAF GOLEM

Aw man I'm gonna be like Elsa but with LEAVES instead of SNOW?? Dude it'll be sick.

Let you Grow!

Should my snowman sidekick actually be an ent??

Will he have a Comedic Relief tune about going gradually Bald?

omg um YEAH for SURE!! Second catchiest tune in the FLICK and definitely like W A Y better than the one about selling leaves for COMPOST.

Should I ask why or nah?

My PRANK got FOUND OUT.

Damn.

Leaf raking is a très barbaric practice. Stop disturbing leaf graves!!

Tell THAT to Mr. Covington!! Maybe if I tell him I think it'll upset FOREST SPIRITS he won't make me do it??