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[soundscaped]

If we all get locked in tomorrow I'm gonna be pissed I busted my ass on this Charms essay.

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[novelling]

Why would you even suggest that? The trees have ears, Austin.

[soundscaped]

Because I don't really wanna finish this Charms essay.

[novelling]

So what you actually meant to write was "I hope we all get locked in tomorrow, because I'm terrible at time management".

[bubblewrapped]

Isn't it relieving to know you'll have tike to revise it if we do, though?

[soundscaped]

And deprive you of the fun of slogging through my sentence fragments and comma splices?

[bubblewrapped]

I feed off of unnecessary commas. Each one adds a second to my total lifespan.

[professionalcorpse]

charms'll still be there later if we get cabin fevered.

charms will always be there.

[novelling]

And there's nothing to help you focus on your schoolwork like the inescapable hysterics of your trapped roommates.

[professionalcorpse]

nothing soothes a troubled mind like the sounds of slowly creeping insanity.

[soundscaped]

It'll just be there a little later. After sleeping in.

[professionalcorpse]

okay, yeah. there's nothing wrong with a little sleeping in.

[bubblewrapped]

Getting locked in gives you a great opportunity to practice alohamora.

[professionalcorpse]

does it still count as practice if you know it ain't gonna work?

[ashworthless]

Is that due?

Shit. Bad news. My door's already stuck.

[soundscaped]

That's definitely not glue stuck to the doorframe, that's just your imagination.

[ashworthless]

What's glue? It's going to be like this forever.

[bitterlysweet]

I just can't let you go. Sorry, Ira.

[ashworthless]

I mean, I'm touched, but you could've asked. I wasn't gonna try to get out the windows, anyway.

[novelling]

Maybe if we're all very lucky, only the boys will get locked in to their cabins and the rest of us can have a productive day for once.

[ashworthless]

Do we get in the way of productivity that much?

[bitterlysweet]

Slide it under the door and hope someone delivers it safely to C-B.

[soundscaped]

Or some enterprising raccoons are about to learn all kinds of cool shit about non-verbal charms.

[bitterlysweet]

Nate already graduated.

[sheepish]

I wouldn't mind getting out of Astronomy... Can we lock ourselves i

[soundscaped]

Sounds like all the boys' cabin doors are feeling sticky tonight.