bash lacroix: ghost therapist (
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gooseberryhigh2017-10-12 11:10 pm
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after (a lot of) dithering
[Warded to the Remaining Members of SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง: Essie & Lucas]
do you think that yelling HAS to qualify as an aggressive way to accept an apology?
also: do you think hallmark makes 'it's totally cool you tackled and bled on me a bit, it was a stressful experience for everybody' cards? or do you have to construction paper cutout that one?
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
I would've hadYou've got a good heart. I bet he could tell.Yeah. [...] I've got your back. Whatever you think, as long as you're safe.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
i got you watching my back. ain’t no way i’m not safe.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Yeah, from spiders and having to reach for stuff on the top shelf.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
hey, spiders are terrifying. and shelves are built by giants who like laughing at the expense of others.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Spiders help with pest control, at least. But shelf giants? Shelf giants are just jerks.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
spiders can crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping and that's just [...] decidedly uncool. but, yeah. the self giants are just working for the people who make step-stools.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
That's true. It's both rude and dangerous. Those spiders must be anarchists. I'm glad you already know about the closed door shelf giant step-stool company deals.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
exactly! it's not safe for them either! they need to make better choices. [...] i know some stuff. we hear things down here.
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They have so much to live for. [...] Easier for you to keep your ear to the ground?
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
yeah, so many creepy and potentially evil things. [...] well, the ground IS much easier to access when you're already this close to it.
SEARCH PARTY!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Like web-spinning, bug eating and [...] premeditated murder?
All the good rumors come from the dirt, anyway.