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[taxation_is_theft]

Ya'll ever think that the house elves give us stupid flavored ice cream because they wanna watch us play ourselves?



[warded to Carolin e a]

So

Yo

It's Saturday

I notice that you, like me, don't got class today so

It's a nice fucking day outside so

That ornery Oak looking motherfucker looks lonely so I was thinking we, you and I, could go throw some pine cones or some shit at it to give it some entertainment like a fucking date or picnic or some shit

You ever wonder if Vomit flavored ice cream actually taste like vomit tho

Sup

Sup

[...]

Sup

Comments

[gracesowerberry]

[...] Stupid flavored ice cream?

[taxation_is_theft]

Like the Bertie Bott Beans of Ice cream

Vomit, horse radish, Ice tea, mustard

[gracesowerberry]

Ew. [...] Well. There's one more reason not to eat ice cream.

[taxation_is_theft]

Or, alternatively, your own vomit.

[gracesowerberry]

[...] Should I ask, Quentin?

[taxation_is_theft]

You should always ask. Question everything.

[gracesowerberry]

That's not what I What brought this up, exactly?

[taxation_is_theft]

We made a list of suspicious as fuck ice cream flavors

But we got half them flavors from the house elves

So does that make the house elves suspicious as fuck by extension

[gracesowerberry]

What makes an ice cream flavor 'suspicious'?

[taxation_is_theft]

Like vanilla

Always blending in and taking on the flavor of whatever it molests

- pretty fucking suspicious

And horse radish ice cream don't even taste like horse radish so like why the fuck they lying for

And does vomit ice cream actually taste like vomit or did they just name it that to see if our dumbass would eat an ice cream called vomit? Pretty sneaky shit but we ain't gonna know until we eat an ice cream called vomit and if it does taste like vomit then what the fuck did we expect Bc the disclaimers right there in the fucking name. It's a goddamn paradox.

[gracesowerberry]

[...]

Vanilla isn't suspicious. Some people like vanilla and eat it without mixing it with anything. But it's mild, so when you do mix it with other flavors it gets overshadowed by them.

Horseradish isn't suspicious either. If it doesn't tase like horseradish it's probably just because the people that made it couldn't get the recipe quite right.

Vomit ice cream isn't suspicious or a paradox. [...] It's just disgusting.

You might be overthinking this.

[opencarefully]

I'm not sure there is such a thing as a stupid ice cream flavor. Ice cream is delicious.

[Quentin]

Oh my God, you remember how embarrassing I was don't you

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to

Did you know you are a pretty good kisser

Hey. What's up?

[taxation_is_theft]

Okay but what about coffee flavored ice cream?

[Carolina]

you crossing out shit is suspicious as fuck

Okay so like

I have a theory right

Ok so listen we did some weird shit because of a potion right

But that doesn't make us weird, right

So I was thinking maybe we should retrace our potion foot steps

For science

To see how much the potion fucked us up like mentally

[opencarefully]

I like coffee so it doesn't bother me. It's not my favorite or anything, but....

I have put way too much thought into ice cream.

[Quentin]

Okay?.

[...] We did. But no, I don't think it makes us weird.

Retrace our footsteps? Like, kiss again?

Carolina

[taxation_is_theft]

Like, kiss again, yeah.

To prove a theory.

For science.

Quentin

[opencarefully]

[...]

Yeah. I think we should.

Just to prove a theory.

Re: Quentin

[taxation_is_theft]

K cool

Didn't expect you to agree to that but ok cool cool so we're both fans of science and proving theories good to know good to know

Quentin

[opencarefully]

I mean, who am I to say no to science? I didn't even know you could kiss for science so it's like [...] a learning experience.