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[princeprincess]

My mother just sent me a curious new divination deck of mysterious origins! It's absolutely real* and serious, but only predicts bad things. Please ask me a question, and I will draw your fortune from this uncanny stack of cards.

* Disclaimer: they're Muggle joke cards and I don't have the Sight, no need to remind me you think divination is nonsense. Have a sense of humor for once.

[Warded to Tally]

And she sent you some chocolates. I'll bring them to you tomorrow morning.

[Warded to Paige]

So, you're taking my little sister to the dance.

Comments

[riledup]

omg can you tell me about my eventual midlife crisis

[princeprincess]

I drew The Stones for you. March will be a particularly unfortunate month in the life of Riley Stamper. It seems as though you'll have to perform a distasteful duty at some point (perhaps a boring marriage?) and the chaos of your ensuing midlife crisis will lead to a false arrest. Very unfortunate, seeing as though I'm sure you'll also do something worth being arrested for.

[riledup]

fuck watch out world riley mae's going down for not doing her taxes bitches

[heyitsnia]

Please divine for me just how forever alone I am.

[princeprincess]

The Ladder. Keep your guard up on Tuesdays. Your next restaurant date will go terribly. You're going to give detention to someone who could have been your true love, but alas, that will kill the budding romance. Be wary of slanderous enemies.

[heyitsnia]

I'll make sure my next dinner date is at an establishment I won't mind never returning to.

[addytives]

Pleeaaase rip off the bandaid and tell me how my business attempts are gonna crumble/fall/die.

[princeprincess]

Then Tunnel! Watch out for Mondays. It looks as though you'll be swindled by someone you had false trust in. Such a shame.

[addytives]

Oh man. Like. Consider me Garfield forever and forever. Thanks for the heads up, bb.♥

I will still prooobably trust most people. This is how I end.

[riledup]

i bet i could do your taxes

[addytives]

WILL you get me lots of write-offs?

[riledup]

so many you'll think i'm just making em up

[addytives]

But I KNOW you wouldn't do that.

[riledup]

esp bc there ain't no way i'm working on a monday so like i clearly cannot be the cause of your downfall

[addytives]

Whaaat. That's the only test of character I'll EVER NEED!

Mackenzie

[jumpcut]

Hello, Mackenzie! It's nice to meet you! 😁

Paige/Mackenzie

[princeprincess]

Good evening, Paige. Likewise.

You're very lucky to be going with Tally, you know.

[iliya]

How much will I regret coming back to Gooseberry?

[princeprincess]

The Sea. January will be a bad month for you. It looks like the cause of your reluctance is [...] false affection, misdirection and estrangement.

[iliya]

[...] My reluctance in January, or my reluctance now?

Tally/Kenzie

[heresie]

I'm having chocolate for breakfast.

[gonnabefamous]

I do love when people read my fortune, but I can't think of a good question. Can I just ask what's my future hold?

[readingrainbows]

Oh, COOL. I like the idea of bad luck cards. It reminds me of a cheshme nazar. Did you know that in some cultures, being TOO NICE is considered a malediction? It's like you're warding off REAL misfortune by sharing these ones.

[...] What kind of DARKNESS awaits in MY future? I need to know if I should leave the library today.

[legatorum]

Ha, sounds like fun to me regardless.