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[Junior Ribbonfins]

Mr. Hightower will be asking whether or not you think I tried to frame Stoker. I'm simply stating for the record that I didn't do it. If nothing else, you can rest assured I'm not that stupid and would have planned better.

[Warded to Micah, Hazel, Ramon & Essie]

So... how many people do you think are convinced I'd throw away my position on my team and academic standing to get back at Stoker?

Follow up question: will you miss me when I'm expelled?

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What happens to you if they think you framed this Stoker?

He gets punished. This isn't rocket science.

Thank you for the clarification. Bloody enlightening.

Don't ask stupid questions then.

I'd imagine what passes as academic punishment tends to differ from continent to continent, yeah?

Last kid who got framed at Hogwarts got expelled. Wanted to see if that bit lined up or not.

I imagine I could lose some of the extracurricular positions I've worked very hard to earn over the last two years.

Bloody rubbish, that.

I'd vouch for you.

[...] Thank you. It's appreciated. ~~I don't know if many others w~~

If this goes south for you, mate, we can start a riot on the grounds of democracy and a fair trial, yeah? Americans love that shit.

we'll tell him you didn't do it, calvin!! we know you didn't do it.

and i was awake when everything happened at the girls' cabin. you were there. i'll tell him that too.

Thank you, Cole. I know that the timeline doesn't match up and I'll be fine ~~but I'm still~~

He's never going to stop making my life miserable. I hope he's happy.

you will. you'll be fine.

[...]

he's got to stop after this, doesn't he?? everyone saw what he did. the teachers know what he did.

He only stopped because they threatened to take something from him, not because he was suddenly overcome by good will or guilt. It lasted... oh, a year? Not bad. Maybe this latest threat will hold him back until he graduates.

i know he did. if he felt bad he would've apologized. but he's always just been mad at people for not liking what he did. and i don't know why that never mattered. because it seems like it should. just like this should. [...] but i hope it will too. hold him back until he graduates.

[...] i'm sorry, calvin.

I'm pretty sure only a deranged psychopath would've thought of this prank in the first place, much less decided to follow up on it the next year.

I'm afraid some people think I fit the bill. Merlin forbid that I might have better things to do with my time.

It's a stupid prank, and you're not that stupid. Why would they think it's you?

Oh, you know, Stoker's bullied me violently since I arrived freshman year. I openly hate him and wish misfortune upon him at the slightest provocation. He's also, unfortunately for me, incredibly popular and well-loved. He only stopped last year because he wanted to keep his shiny badge.

WOW!!!! H E Y. You are not going to get expelled for something you didn't do???????

Do they SERIOUSLY think you did this???? Do any of these people know you at all?????????

Edited 2017-10-22 03:58 (UTC)

I make a point of letting as few people as possible know me well. Who's to say I'm not capable of it?

Puh-leeeeze. For one thing, if you DID do it, you would've asked for my help, because oh my god WHO ELSE IN THIS SCHOOL knows more about Jason Voorhees than me???????

You didn't ask, you probably don't even know who Jason Voorhees is, and ERGO IT'S NOT YOU. Like basic logic?????

[...] You're right, I have no idea who Jason Vorhees is. Is he a graduate who started this nonsense, or..?

Calvin, you're not American, so you can be forgiven for not knowing our most TREASURED FOLKLORE. Camp Crystal Lake is the model upon which ALL TEEN CAMPS are based on????

You're not making any sense. Who is this man? What is this camp? Is it some sort of legend?

I'd be seriously concerned if you were that much of an idiot.

[CHREM]
I agree with Micah, you're not going to get expelled.

Stop me the day my vengeance overtakes my common sense.

[CHREM]
I know you'd vouch for me, but I'm [...] not popular. That's how I ended up in this situation to begin with.

I'll put you out of your misery myself.

[CHREM]
The people who interact with you the most and thus matter the most like you, so if they're taking enough input from irrelevant people for this to turn into a popularity contest they're completely unreasonable.

And I'll never let them hear the end of it if you get blamed for this.

We could sue them :O

No, we couldn't.

Edited 2017-10-22 05:44 (UTC)

Appreciated.

[CHREM]
I've learned to expect that most people are unreasonable and unreliable. In any case, hopefully it won't come to that.

[...]

~~Do you PROMISE you didn't~~ ~~Ok I guess you wouldn't be THAT much of a dummy~~

[...]

~~God dammit~~

This'll toooootally blow over since you didn't do it! But maybe we need to help it along. Maybe we just have to dress you up as like. Cute. And harmless. We need to rebrand you.

Edited (Sorry guess who's back from the bar) 2017-10-22 05:20 (UTC)

[...]

Rebrand me? Cute and harmless???

Yeah!!!!! MESS UP your hair more!!!! Wear less beige and more leather!!!!!

Won't that make me look more threatening?

Maybe not if it's like... suede.

I don't own any suede. It's expensive and easy to ruin, isn't it?

It's not that expensive and also I feel like of all the people I know you're like the least likely to ruin shit.

OK but anyways.

The idea here is like. ~~Less grump ass~~ More approachable and harmless Calvin seems WAY less likely to frame someone, right?? Bring out some of that Ribbonfin sweetness. Or something.

What would I even wear made of suede? A jacket..?

[.........] I don't think I have very much "Ribbonfin sweetness".

Duh, not like we'd get you suede shoes or whatevs.

Annnd I think you maybe have some Ribbonfin sweetness deep down in your soul or something. Probably. Maybe. [...] Ok maybe not sweetness but like. Goodness.

Not to me. I see someone with cool hair and a leather jacket, and I will DEFINITELY invade their boundaries to hit on them!!!!!

Stop trying to make invading boundaries sound cute.

I don't see how they can honestly think you did it. Bad blood doesn't equate guilt, last time I checked. Otherwise a lot of people at this school would be framing people and enacting revenge.

Ca Someone said they saw me under the mask, but it must have been a mistake. It was dark, and I was asleep at the time.

Wow. Why would someone say that?

Well, whatever. I'll vouch for you Calvin. I did head counts every night, which I know doesn't prevent sneaking out, but. I will back you up in this because I know you didn't do it.

UGGGGHHHH. This is SUPER DUMB. We've all been practicing so hard to make QUIDDITCH so like why would you do something to blow it all RIGHT BEFORE our first REAL GAME???

There is NO WAY that you're going to be expelled like if they try there is gonna be a MASS PROTEST because how totally unfair would that be??? Hogwarts isn't allowed to have ALL the best people back. You left for a REASON!!!

Edited (Still a few days out from having working computer + internets :() 2017-10-22 20:23 (UTC)

This is such a stupid fucking mess.

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