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[bitterlysweet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TODD!

How you wanna celebrate, man?

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[addytives]

You all make sure my not-twin has an AMAZING TIME, k??

[longcons]

Prune juice and fiber.

[bitterlysweet]

I'm on it.

Having a good birthday?

[bitterlysweet]

DENIED.

[longcons]

He's geriatric.

[bitterlysweet]

I'm gonna help him relive his youth. You could use a dose of it too.

[longcons]

My heart can't take the strain.

[addytives]

Thank you! And it’s the best day to be born!!! So like, inevitably YES, thank you.

[bitterlysweet]

Awesome. Azurcrest going to throw something wild for you or are you keeping it under the radar?

[ashworthless]

American diets are missing a lot of fiber so actually this would be a pretty good gift

[bitterlysweet]

What? I thought it was made of impenetrable stone or something.

Come onnnnnn Cash let's have fun.

[longcons]

And people say I'm no fun at parties.

[bitterlysweet]

This is a PRESENT not a WHOLE GRAIN PUNISHMENT.

[longcons]

Thank you.

No thank you.

[bubblewrapped]

I wonder what the cashier thinks when you go through the line with two gallons of prune juice and some party hats?

[ashworthless]

I have never heard that once and don’t believe it

[bitterlysweet]

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, you can stand in the corner and judge us. You love judging us!!!!

[ashworthless]

It’s like giving him another year, what’s a better present than that?

[ashworthless]

They pre-emptively call the authorities, knowing it’s gonna get scary

[bitterlysweet]

Getting him mid-week drunk and making him wear this shitty paper crown I'm gonna make.

[ashworthless]

If we’re ignoring digestive health that could be fine.

[longcons]

Only when you deserve it.

[bitterlysweet]

I'm gonna do something so stupid just for you.

[bitterlysweet]

I always ignore digestive health.




[........] That's a lie I have to keep on top of that health shit.

[longcons]

At ev'ry word a reputation dies.