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[bitterlysweet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TODD!

How you wanna celebrate, man?

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[addytives]

You all make sure my not-twin has an AMAZING TIME, k??

[bitterlysweet]

I'm on it.

Having a good birthday?

[addytives]

Thank you! And it’s the best day to be born!!! So like, inevitably YES, thank you.

[bitterlysweet]

Awesome. Azurcrest going to throw something wild for you or are you keeping it under the radar?

[longcons]

Prune juice and fiber.

[bitterlysweet]

DENIED.

[longcons]

He's geriatric.

[bitterlysweet]

I'm gonna help him relive his youth. You could use a dose of it too.

[ashworthless]

American diets are missing a lot of fiber so actually this would be a pretty good gift

[longcons]

And people say I'm no fun at parties.

[ashworthless]

I have never heard that once and don’t believe it

[bitterlysweet]

This is a PRESENT not a WHOLE GRAIN PUNISHMENT.

[ashworthless]

It’s like giving him another year, what’s a better present than that?

[bubblewrapped]

I wonder what the cashier thinks when you go through the line with two gallons of prune juice and some party hats?

[ashworthless]

They pre-emptively call the authorities, knowing it’s gonna get scary

[quickbuck]

well i need another 15 minutes at least to recover from the dance party

[longcons]

Prune juice? For hydration.

[quickbuck]

it sounds like it'd dehydrate you

[bitterlysweet]

Deep breaths put on something less peppy.

[quickbuck]

my heart rate is through the roof

[nothalfplaid]

For your birthday, I'm granting you 24 hours completely free of me making fun of you.

Use it wisely.

[quickbuck]

Do you wanna dress up as Star Trek with us at the Halloween dance

[heathclifflacey]

HELL YEAH. Happy Birthday, dude! Let's do this!!

[bitterlysweet]

Next is you, then Cash, and Ira's the baby.

[heathclifflacey]

And they're all going to be AWESOME!!

Are you going to use a COOL CHARM when you write about my birthday too?