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[gonnabefamous]

[ESBs]

[Written hastily after Cameron is able to cast his patronus]

This isn't what it looks like!

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[casperkim]

[...] What does it 'look like'?

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[gonnabefamous]

Oh, you weren't supposed to be in this ward so hi Casper! Would you look at that, you're a great teacher after all.

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[casperkim]

Wonders never cease. [...] You put in the work, Carney. You did a good job.

You didn't answer my question.

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[gonnabefamous]

Thanks, Papa Bear Casper!

Nope! It's for the best.

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[ulixes]

Seriously? You too? I'm starting to think this is some sort of hex.

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[casperkim]

It's a coincidence.

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[gonnabefamous]

NO! Not me too!!

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[ulixes]

Two-fifths of y'all. I mean, shit, clearly there's some sort of appeal.

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[casperkim]

[...] What the hell are you two going on about?

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[ulixes]

[...] You and Carney've got matching charms. How does it feel to be kindred spirits?

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[iliya]

Stop talking.

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[ulixes]

Gosh, I guess maybe three.

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[gonnabefamous]

Nothing to talk about here!

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[gonnabefamous]

First of all, it would be "us" not "y'all" cause if you're counting five then you're including yourself, unless you're counting Jolene in place of yourself.

And also, no. Not my type at all.

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[casperkim]

One of you needs to explain this to me.

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[ulixes]

Well, my fucking apologies, then. Didn't realize my grammar was on trial here. You know what? You're right. It's worse than I thought. One half [...] Uh huh, that's right. You boys should've seen her on Monday. Beautiful butterfly of a patronus, right on her first try. I've never seen anything like it.

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[destructobot]

Oh, right --
I never talked to anyone but Ulysses about this.

Do you guys want to go to Portugal over the break in December?

My brother's going for some cursebreaking shit.
I agreed to go when it was going to be cool but now he's just there for some kind of conference, so.
I don't know. It'd be fun maybe. Plus he won't give a shit what we do.

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[iliya]

[...] For how long?

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[destructobot]

Like a week. You don't have to stay the whole time, though.

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[ulixes]

Oh, we'll stay. You can't get rid of us that easy.

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[gonnabefamous]

Sure! Sounds fun.

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[destructobot]

Sweet.

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[casperkim]

[...] You're serious?

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[destructobot]

Yeah, man. Let's go party in Lisbon.

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[casperkim]

[...] Yeah. I'm in.