gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

If it's your hair today then not particularly.

That cleared everything right up, thanks.

Thinking of going with a buzz cut, yeah?

[......]

I will literally murder you if you do that.

I'd like to see you try.

Do not test me, Antigone.

Don't think you could best me in combat, Rupert.

[...] I'm smarter than you, that's what counts.

Kay then. If you like.

~~UGH~~

Didn't you want something?

Wanted to ask if you'd mind telling me how my costume looked so far.

Of course!.

What are you going as? What level of makeup are you going with? Are you doing a group thing? Have you figured out your shoes? Everyone forgets about the shoes.

Good. Grace'd be too nice.

Michael Jackson in the Billie Jean video. Which, I don't think needs very much in the way of makeup. And black shoes? They're just black.

Grace would be way too nice. You need a real opinion so you don't look like total garbage.

[...]

Didn't he have a jheri curl then? And are black shoes accurate?

And I'm doing your makeup.

My worst fear.

Yes. And it's accurate to the 30th Anniversary tribute. The original has saddle shoes, I think. Which I don't have. But if I put on black pumps and white socks, you get the same general aesthetic and a heel.

Will I look back alley dramatic?

If you looked really bad I wouldn't talk to you at the dance which would actually be pretty terrible.

What're you going to do with your hair? Heavily curling it is acceptable. Also, as long as the shoes are accurate enough to something and not just you being lazy, that's also acceptable. Do you want me to come over to give you a proper look? I'm sure it's okay at least.

And Iggy, what on earth? Back Alley is way too much for this. I'll probably put you somewhere between Day to Night and The Smokey Eye.

Aw, I knew you loved me.

Figured I'd pin most of it up under my hat and curl some at the front to mimic the style. They're perfectly fine shoes. And I can always come to you. I'm already asking you for favors.

I was joking. But I'm impressed that you gave it that much thought in such a short amount of time.

I have a certain level of class to maintain - you can't hold that against me.

[...] I guess that might be ok for your hair. I'll look at it with you. I feel like we can do something better. We'll see. But we're not cutting it. (I know that was a joke but I want to make sure you understand that I am VERY SERIOUS about not doing anything drastic to your hair.) And are the shoes comfortable? They have to be comfortable, so you can dance.

You can decide who's going where ~~as long as you don't take FOREVER~~. I never mind seeing Grace, so I don't mind going there.

I don't joke about makeup for costumes, Antigone.

I could. But I know you'd talk to me anyway.

I'll pin it up real quick for you and you can tell me how it looks. Feel free to be brutal, I can take it. (Yes, but I still feel like I could pull it off.)

Well, if you want to see Grace. Then I guess you can come over here.

What do you joke about?

Nope because I have something called standards.

That's fine. And I definitely don't need your permission to be brutal - you know I'll always be honest with you. I just want the best for you but sometimes you mess it up, so I have to help. (You would look like a [...] I don't even know, I can't think of a creature that fits the upsetting image in my head.)

Good, I'll come over once I can wash this face mask off.

I joke about your hair. Though I guess that's more 'making fun of' than joking.

So you'd like to think.

I do just fine on my own. I just appreciate the occasional critique and have been raised to both respect and willfully ignore the opinions of others when it suits me. (I got no idea what you're talking about, I'd look like Nefertiti.)

So fifteen to twenty minutes.

I'm giving it to you. On account of the fact that being physically unable to joke is sad.

~~Shut up, Antigone~~. [...] Shut up, Antigone.

'Just fine' is not great, and thus not the best, which is what I want for you. And I definitely noticed the 'willfully ignore' part for sure. (Nope. Maybe when you grow up you can look like Nefertiti.)

More towards the fifteen mark, I've been curing for ten already.

[...] I make jokes sometimes!. Like that time I [...] no I guess that was making fun of someone. [...] Ask Grace. She'll remember some of my jokes.

Nah.

'Just fine' is a work in progress, which I'm good with being. Nobody's done at fifteen. And you were meant to notice it, that's why it was there. (A young Nefertiti.)

Okay. We can talk about how funny you are for the next fifteen minutes.

Grace knows how to listen

I mean, you could be closer to done, if you had some initiative. (I don't buy it, still. Not regal enough. Because you're not done.)

Shush, I'll tell you a joke right now.

[....A five minute pause, at least....]

Look, I am very funny.

I think it’s important to pace yourself. Wouldn’t want to be completed too soon. Then what do you do? You’ll get bored. (And also because I haven’t shaved my head and put on a fancy headpiece.)

Sure you are.

[...] It’s okay, I won’t tell anyone.

I'm ~~UNI~~ uninterested in pacing myself. There's always a way to improve. Learn more languages! Learn how to make a boat! Whatever. (Not. Regal. Enough.)

[.......]

There's nothing to not tell people. I'm very charmingly funny.

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