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[Coppertale Junior Boys]

DANCE STATUS, REPORT IN

[Iliya]

OKAY so I have our costumes ready. Opinions on eyeliner? For you this time not for me.

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I do not wear makeup.

[...] But I trust you.

It's not a requirement, I just kinda like to see who I can talk into it.

[...] Ah.

So now I have shown I will allow you to take liberties.

Everyone allows me to take liberties. I'm super fucking cute.

Edited (he's terrible) 2017-10-27 18:05 (UTC)

~~You are very~~

Humble as well.

No end to my positive traits.

Anyway joking aside it's a pretty simple costume. You've got black pants, I've got a leather jacket, you know how it goes.

Jealous. You can count mine on one hand.

Yes. Easy. [...] I will fix my hair.

Once I know you better I'm gonna come back to this conversation and correct you with some specifics.

Cool. Let me know if you need help or anything.

I will pray you forget.

Should I arrive early to Coppertale? If you do not like it, you can do something.

Edited 2017-10-27 19:28 (UTC)

You're out of luck there.

Nah, I'm not that picky. I trust you.

I am crossing it out.

~~You will not be~~ [...] You will not be disappointed.

I hear it’s on Saturday, in the atrium.

But you're coming right????

YEAH. C'mon, dude. You have to come!

Probably. Unless something more exciting comes up.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

You dressing up? Or are you just going to hold up the wall? OR should I ask if there are any dateless people who want to appreciate your cheekbones????

I won’t hold up the whole wall.

Edited (He is not distressed, the icons lied ) 2017-10-27 18:19 (UTC)

What about dancing?

That usually starts at like seven. Sometimes student bands play.

You're just a fountain of impersonal dance-related information. So imagine someone asks you to dance with them, then you'd say........

“Who are you?”

"I'm [...] Taylor Vanderbilt, the hottest imaginary person at this school! Ira Ashworth, I'm soooo into you. Please dance with me! ♥"

“Hi Taylor, it’s nice to meet you. I hope your heiring is going fine and your trust fund is open soon.
[...] And if I can’t get you to change your mind completely after one dance then I’ll be a failure so hey, why not.”

"But Ira, you're so gorgeous and intelligent! Even if you're a shitty dancer I think I'll still have a huge crush on you. I can love you despite your lack of rhythm."

Edited (ira stop humoring him) 2017-10-27 19:03 (UTC)

“Shit, Vanderbilt. Have some standards. I’m gonna stick to the wall, who loves itself, see you.”

Edited (...he thinks this is Fun ok) 2017-10-27 19:23 (UTC)

"No, Ira! I've never felt like this about anyone else!!! Please, just give me a chance. I, Taylor Vanderbilt, just feel so humbled by your mere presence and sexy good looks!"