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[threatens]

What the fuck's the point of going to boarding school if not to avoid the fuckin debutante ball? Fuck!

[Ro]

I thought we fuckin dodged this last year. Do you think Mom and Dad bribed the school to do Cotillion because they're afraid you're gonna turn into an old maid at 18?

[Clementine]

Hey
This is fuckin stupid but
You wouldn't want to do this
They already signed me
Fuck this

[Reid]

Yo. You wanna go to New York?

Comments

Sy/Reid

[cygninae]

Yeah obviously.

Re: Sy/Reid

[threatens]

Cool. I saw they're letting same sex couples in. You wanna scandalize some old rich assholes?

Sy/Reid

[cygninae]

Did Clem turn you down for being a dumbass or something?

Also I can't I'm taking your sister.

[godzillabutworse]

I'm gonna FAKE my DEATH until after the 12th. But I'll still show up to PRACTICE you just gotta call me like idk Nancy [...] L [...] ongaberger.

[threatens]

Shit, they're making you go too? Why the fuck does a sophomore have to start thinking about marriage?

Everything about this is fuckin messed up.

[godzillabutworse]

I know dude like I'm S U P E R not ready for MARRIAGE yet?? Like I was totes planning on a hillbilly wedding anyway this NYC shit ain't my S T Y L E.

[cygninae]

[...] Lonaberger?

[godzillabutworse]

It was the first thing I could Like the BASKETS!! Rich basket heiress.

[puphart]

We can It's [...] We nearly made it through.

[threatens]

It's fuckin bullshit. Our senior fuckin year too.

[Wolfhart]
Hey. I got a serious question for you.

Sy

[puphart]

[...] Okay?.

[browbeats]

Fresh air and sunshine?

[Stokers]
I've already met all the eligible men between 16 and 25 at these parties, I'm not sure what one in a different season is supposed to change.

[threatens]

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKIN FOREST.

[Stokers]
Maybe Alistair du Pont dumped his European countess girlfriend and he's single now.

[browbeats]

Stale air and smog?

[Stokers]
I'm sure he'll be snapped up by a princess before the end of the week and I'll miss my chance yet again.

[...] You can't ditch this thing, by the way.

[sovain]

You being forced into this too?

[threatens]

I can't believe they fuckin owled our families about this shit.

Gonna go husband hunting, Delgado?

[cheerpowers]

I don't think it will be so bad! And you'll have a chance to show up all the stuffy kids who build the stereotype of these things.

[threatens]

And if I don't act like one of those stuffy kids, my parents are

Do you ever get tired of looking for the silver lining?

[addytives]

This is not the anti-society witness protection I was baaasically promised

[opencarefully]

Do you think mom will make us want us to go?

[threatens]

What if we just get ourselves kidnapped by the fuckin woods again?

[neattrick]

i KNEW you were in hiding from something i just figured it was some horrible crime you committed

[Sy]
are you trying to talk to me all i see is an angry splotch

[threatens]

No! I mean, not unless I do something to get my ass expelled before Coppertale's second game, then fuck it, someone's dying. Like what else can they do to me?

[Clem]
Aw shit, I forgot to erase that ward.

[thecourtier]

Your family laying down the law?

[threatens]

Shitty rich people throwing a shitty rich people party? They'd never let me miss it.