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Sometimes she does. And anything. What is it?

Edited 2017-11-03 17:22 (UTC)

I need to find out how interested she is in upgrading her friendship package with Jeffy to a friendship-plus package.

there's a lot of lists. it's actually pretty impressive.

and yeah, sure. what do you need?

It's really impressive. Sometimes she'll talk to me about them, but only in code. I spent twenty minutes talking to her about lists of food once before I realized she was talking about boys.

I think Jeffy has come to terms with his crush on Essie [...] ish. I was hoping we could figure out if Essie is ready to do the same.

it's ALWAYS boys. though food is probably a close second?

OH.

oh. okay. that's [...] probably doable, yeah?

She might also have a Good Things to Throw Off the Cliff list. That might have boys on it, too, though.

Yeah. I mean, should be okay. Just make sure her facial expression stays around :O and not :OOO because she's totally about to run if it gets there. You have to strike a careful balance.

as a boy, i would like to personally vouch for throwing boys off of cliffs. it's probably for the best sometimes.

i think i've got SOME experience in the area of talking to girls about shit they'd rather strangle me than discuss. even though, yeah [...] that one's [...] rough?

Sometimes I just know I should be thrown off a cliff.

You're certainly more qualified than I am. I usually hit the "Why don't you wear more flannel?" wall before I even get to :OO. Got any ideas? Maybe if you open more generally.

there are days when i could throw myself off a cliff.

i mean, flannel’s nice? and it’s warm? so that ain’t BAD advice. [...] let me think about it. we might have to go the ‘i’m an idiot, tell me what to do with my own life’ route. my sisters like that one. they get to call me an idiot AND seemingly make their own life choices.

Let's make plans to throw ourselves off the Azurcliff right before graduation. It'll be overdue by then, but we won't get detention.

Yeah, that actually sounds like it could work pretty well. But [...] she knows we're dating already?

they could give it to us, but we don’t got to GO to it.

trust me, i can still sound like an idiot even if we’re already dating.

I've set myself a reminder for June 2016. Hopefully I won't break my phone before then.

You're a very talented actor, it's true.

i’ll set one too. maybe at least one phone will survive.

or a real lucky idiot.

:OOO is so funny, though.
Even if we get her to admit she wants to upgrade, eventually they’re going to have to say it to each other’s faces. That’s the challenge

It's one of my favorites. After the one where she just kind of melts.

Yeah. You know they've been in the closet at the Grotto twice and still nothing. Jeffy's [...] taking her to Cotillion. That seems like a good spot for a dramatic confession.

That one makes me a little sad.
Twice?
Ugh. We almost need to be with them to supervise.
Maybe they need to be pushed together at cotillion and we’ll have to be there flashing cue cards.
Are you two going to that?

Yeah. Sad cute. Like one of those big eyed animal paintings.
That's not a bad idea. People there to supervise although I don't think anyone in [...]
Us? [........] I don't think so. What about you?

She’s a walking big animal eye poster.

I didn’t think I would be, either. Are you sure you can’t? I’d have to find a date, and someone has to push them together

Accurate.

We really should have someone to supervise, shouldn't we? But [...] I'm not sure either Bash or I is really cut out for a fancy society thing.

I don’t like them. I thought I’d escape this one, my parents are in Spain.
Who else could supervise? Is Micah going?

Yeah. They sound boring and my mom would drop dead before sending me to a teen bride party.

You know I think Jeffy and Essie are the only Azurcrests going?

i will not be allowed in a cotillion. i am both poor in cash and in manners.

They’re paying the fee, and you have better manners than most people there, I’m sure

i ain’t half that fancy on a good day. i don’t need rich people staring at my uncultured ass, it’s cool.

It’s easy to be fancy, you just pretend you’re better than everyone.
But all right, all right.

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