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[indiefolk]

[Warded to Tabitha Hastily Warded Private]

Hey so

Uh, are you

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You know, I think this year's going to be really great. I'm looking forward to a fresh start, and focusing on my music, you know? No looking back.

We should kick this year off right.

[Warded to Anuhea]

First off: How are doing? How was your summer? Do you hate me?

Secondly: Okay, don't be mad, but can I ask you a favor?

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Comments

[indiefolk]

RILEY?????

Is that you??? Did England actually give you back to me?

[riledup]

RILEY

England couldn't handle this, Big D.

[indiefolk]

Of course they couldn't. I missed you, you know. How was it? Have you got an accent now? Feeling classier?

[riledup]

Awf Um, only the BEST YEAR ever?? Did you know Americans don't know how to make proper tea? I've had REAL tea now and I drink it with my pinky up and EVERYTHING.

[indiefolk]

You had better give me proper tea lessons. Whenever I make it, it's just disgusting hot grass water.

[riledup]

Oh yeah, I remember every step in the process. You'll NEVER BELIEVE when you're supposed to add the milk.

[indiefolk]

Oh no this is starting to sound like potions NEVERMIND.

[riledup]

Don't worry, I know an alternative! Get rich, get British servants, demand they make you proper tea to drink with a top hat and monocle and your pinky up.

[indiefolk]

That's way more attainable for me. Although I think I'll just stick with coffee. Do you miss coffee?

[riledup]

Coffee stunts your growth, D. What if I want to hit the Big 5' one day??

[indiefolk]

Shit, you think that's why I'm short? I brought this on myself. I have no one else to blame.

[riledup]

Aww, I hope you're not pouting because I can't handle Diego pouts! You're the perfect size, cariño.

[indiefolk]

You always know just what to say, mija.

[Riley]
Totally diverging here, only related in as much as it's also about a kind of drug.

How are you feeling about going on a classic death march for illegal alcohol? I think it's the perfect way to welcome you back to Gooseberry.

Diego/Riley

[riledup]

Before I drag my ass through 70 miles of wilderness, you have a way to buy booze right? And are you ready to caaarry me when I collapse within spitting distance of civilization?

Diego/Riley

[indiefolk]

I've got someone on it. You're getting paid for this in a fake ID that's yours to keep. And you know very well that I'll carry your dainty body on my big muscular shoulders when it all becomes too much.

Just make sure you pack water. I don't want you actually passing out on me, Ri.

Diego/Riley

[riledup]

You're playing on my overwhelming need to see civilization to get some quality RiMae time before we get super sick of each other aren't you?

Not that I mind because you're going to tell me EVERYTHING I MISSED(!!!) while I'm riding on your big broad back like a pony.

Diego/Riley

[indiefolk]

Guilty. Charge your phone so you can soak up some sweet wifi while I bask in your glorious company.

You're going to get a play-by-play of last year. You also need plenty of water because you're going to be doing a lot of dramatic spit takes.

Diego/Riley

[riledup]

I'll check my Facebook and tell you ALL ABOUT Hogwarts and how I got to live like an actual princess in a castle.

You can skip over who had awesome hair last year at least. The Awesome Hair Club already filled me in, and the answer is "no one who matters, not even Riley".