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[cosmonot]

if anyone finds any star charts hanging out in trees or floating on the lake they're probably mine? sorry environment.

[Warded to Sophomores]
my bag split open at the game and my shit went everywhere and long story short I think the potions ta is going to get assassinated. like, poisoned. do you think Mr. Elmasry will give everyone bereavement A's?

[Warded to Addy Foster-Hayes]
you should be careful what you drink for a while.

Comments

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

DO WE NEED TO RESCUE HER or will it be more satisfying if we avenge her???

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

I'm not sure I've heard revenge is bad? but also that does make for a cooler story.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

REVENGE may be bad but VENGEANCE makes franchises

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

I bet Bluebell would help with this noble quest.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

I bet she could SNIFF OUT the assassin!!

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

And deliver justice!!

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

I guess you could say she's not a one trick pony.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

We should go try and talk to her and see how super on board she is with our PLAN.

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

We should!! She has so many weapons tools at her disposal to fight the good fight!!

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

we could put together a rag-tag team.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

Ok but we can't all be scrappy underdogs with tragic backstories this time.

Someone has to be our lame white guy like Hawkeye.

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Dibs on hawkeye and all seven of his arrows

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

You're the perfect lame white guy and you should get wardrobe inspiration from the HAWKEYE INITIATIVE!

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

How blind do we wanna make this school because I got alotta reflective skin I'm basically a walking mirror. Let's blind some bitches

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

This is how we fight. If you want him to put on CLOTHES, we have to kill the male gaze, TOPPLE THE PATRIARCHY

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Did someone say REVOLUTION cuz dude I'm like ALL about that LIFE!! Also also also I want to be an Avenger too!!

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

Dude I'd never smash the patriarchy without you. WE NEED TO PIERCE DUDE EARS.

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

I want to be the alien unfamiliar with your earth customs.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

I can't wait for the scene where you're trying to blend in and eat like the rest of us and just swallow like an entire squid.

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

sick I'd do it though to stay in character.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

Exactly how far are you willing to go to stay in character I ask just completely out of curiosity and nothing else

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

I'm committed to this role and do not want to disappoint.

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

He had better include smiley faces stickers as well!! I have several très excellent options I could provide him, but I hope he gets some of his own too, since I'd like mine to be a surprise.

[.................] I would be très broken up about the Potions TA being assassinated otherwise!!

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

How surprising could smiley faces get

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

If he uses mine I'll already know that they smell like strawberries.

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

What if he buys stickers that look different but still smell like strawberries tho

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

That would be très disappointing, but it would still be a surprise.

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Ok but is a disappointing surprise better than a not disappointing expectation?

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

I'm not sure. The disappointment could be cause for needing more comfort in these trying times.

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Are you asking for a hug or some shit? What does this entire sentence even mean

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

No, I would rather have a another sticker than a hug. It's hard to show off display all the hugs you've collected.

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Savage. I don't got no stickers tho

I can throw a glitter bomb at you tho. It's almost the same thing.

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

What color??

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Pink obvs

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

Can you mix in some iridescent??

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Because shit. I'll hug you. Where you at.

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

I'm at the lodge right now, but I was thinking of taking a walk along the river to see what bugs I could catch for Josephine.

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

yeah stickers would make the grieving process easier. especially if they're a surprise.

Addy/Griffin

[addytives]

[...] Um. Ok! I’ll be sure to do that!

Heyyyy not to like point fingers, but if this has anything to do with like, another teatime surprise by your class [...] maaaybe tell me so I can shut the whole thing down quietly? I don’t want anyone in more trouble.

Addy/Griffin

[cosmonot]

cool!!

don't worry we're focusing on VENGEANCE this time.

Addy/Griffin

[addytives]

A noble pursuit!
Vengeance for what?

Addy/Griffin

[cosmonot]

in case you get poisoned? we'd rather you not get poisoned!! and if you watch what you drink you should be okay!! but just in case, we're setting up an avenging party.

Addy/Griffin

[addytives]

[...] Okayyyy
And I appreciate that, bc like I’d rather not die in high school but
Do you like
Know why I might get poisoned?

Addy/Griffin

[cosmonot]

yeah no dying in high school would suck there's so many cool things adults can do.

nope sorry everything in my bookbag just kinda fell a certain way and that painted a picture but a lot of the puzzle pieces were missing? I'll try throwing my junk around again and see if it tells me anything else and I'll let you know!!!!

Addy/Griffin

[addytives]

Ummmm Thanks bb. I appreciate the [...] warning