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[tartinedeflageolets]

[Warded to Ulysses Quayle]

Bonjour!! Excuse me!! Has no one ever told you it is très rude to just walk off into the woods when someone is trying to get your attention??

[Warded to Sophomores, a little later]

Do you think it's possible that the senior class is conspiring with the teachers to play a prank on us??

Ulysses Quayle claims he was "looking for a freshmen" "between Ebonhide and Coppertale" before lunch but I know that I saw him over by the woods while I was out by the river collecting dinner for Josephine. He even refused to acknowledge me when I tried to get his attention and walked straight off into the woods without a word!! It was très rude!!

But I believe in justice so who would like to stand in his defense and collect witness statements to support his alibi??

Comments

Paris & Ulysses

[ulixes]

What I wasn't [...] Who are y [...] I'm sorry, did you need me for something?

Paris & Ulysses

[tartinedeflageolets]

Well I don't need you now!! But as a prefect I'm obligated to tell you not to wander around the woods off the trails. Didn't you already get kidnapped enough last year??

Paris & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Merlin. Well, that's [...] a real nice reminder, thank you. [...]

Now, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you must've mistaken me for someone else somehow. I haven't been off the trail all day.

Re: Paris & Ulysses

[tartinedeflageolets]

I know what I saw!! I think. Do you have an alibi for where you were between 11:00 and 11:30 this morning??

Paris & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Well. Not specifically, but you could ask just about anybody between Ebonhide and Coppertale. I was looking for a freshman. That was right before lunch, so it probably fits the bill.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

WOW what a BUTTHOLE!! Why would he DO that though?? That's so WEIRD???

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

I don't know, but he does have a history.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

He's PRANKED before??

Sophomores

[heresie]

[...] No. He got lost in the woods last year.

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Allegedly.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

GOSH then wandering off the PATH seems like a REAL BAD idea??

Sophomores

[heresie]

[...] I don't think he'd do that.

Sophomores

[gracesowerberry]

I don't either, Tally.

Let's not jump to conclusions, everyone.

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

Two people willing to stand in his defense. Noted.

Are you interested in collecting witness statements??

Sophomores

[heresie]

From who?

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

He wasn't forthcoming with names. Start with "just about anybody between Ebonhide and Coppertale" between 11:00 and 11:30 this morning.

Sophomores

[gracesowerberry]

You make it sound like you expect there to be a trial.

Ignoring you isn't against the rules or anything even if he

Sophomores

[tues]

Neither do I.
He's a Very responsible Captain.

Tuesday

[tartinedeflageolets]

Did you see him this morning?? While he was "looking for a freshmen"?? If you say you did, I'll believe you.

Pear/Tuesday

[tues]

I saw him for a little? But I don't know if he was looking for a Freshman.

He's a little strange so he Might do something like that???

Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Ok this is bothering me

Who the fuck is Josephine

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

Josephine is my Dionaea muscipula. She's an exceptional specimen. Would you like to watch her feed sometime??

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

Watch her feed what?

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

Live bugs. It's what she gets her nutrition from.

Sophomores

[legatorum]

Around here? totally plausible.