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[dinahdanger]

[There are spots of water all over this page and some of the ink is smeared.]

THINGS NISHA & DINAH DID WRONG ON THEIR RAFTING ADVENTURE:

Nothing.

We are amazing.

Comments

[heathclifflacey]

HELL YEAH you are!

[...] What rafting adventure?

[dinahdanger]

The one that took us on an exciting journey along the RAINBOW RIVER to hang out with some shrubbery.

[godzillabutworse]

TBH?? The bush made it even MORE of an ADVENTURE. Like fighting a TREE MONSTER!! So like EVEN BETTER than I thought???

[dinahdanger]

Maybe NEXT TIME it'll give us advice on life!!

[godzillabutworse]

AND fewer scratches!!??

[dinahdanger]

UNLESS we have to prove our worth every time, so we can only go to BROTHER BUSH for MAJOR ADVICE.

[godzillabutworse]

TRIAL BY WATER. Man I hope I'm ALWAYS worthy?? Cuz like I don't wanna drown but also BROTHER BUSH has some P R E T T Y sage advice.

[dinahdanger]

We're the heroes so we're ALWAYS worthy in the end, we just have to THINK that MAYBE this will be our last moment at LEAST once per adventure!!

[godzillabutworse]

We're gonna have to RAISE the STAKES next time to like keep our RATINGS high?? Maybe we can convince your good son Lazer to like idk attack the raft like a SEAMONSTER.

[somethingwick_ed]

There will be no next time. Also I hate you both

[dinahdanger]

But we have a whole franchise planned!

[somethingwick_ed]

N.O.

My jacket is messed up from retrieving you. [...] Also you could have gotten hurt.

[dinahdanger]

UH I'm a great swimmer so we were PROBABLY FINE but does that mean we're your children now??

[godzillabutworse]

Same age dad does a better job than my regular dad.

[godzillabutworse]

What if it rains again??

[somethingwick_ed]

Then go jump in puddles. Roll in the mud. I don't know. Nothing that requires rescuing.

[godzillabutworse]

Don't you want to be a HERO, Rutabaga??

[somethingwick_ed]

I was one and all it got me was a stretched out jacket cuff and a stupid nickname.

[peanutbuttercup]

I hate to be a spoilsport but you can't do this again and you're going to have to tone down your future stunts too. You could've been seriously injured.

[dinahdanger]

Ummmmmmm sure

[peanutbuttercup]

Dinah.

[dinahdanger]

I said sure didn't I?

[peanutbuttercup]

Can you say "Yes, I understand"?

[dinahdanger]

I can say you're not my dad and you don't have to talk down to me.

[peanutbuttercup]

Apparently I do, since you're still doing shit like this.