Backdated to Cotillion, a lil after the dance

[sheepish]

[His handwriting is kind of sloppy, like he's not writing on a flat surface.]

[Big Fish]

we're going themed bar hopping if you want to join!!! me and yancey!!!!

we're going to the [...] Le Boudoir right now and we're taking the bus

135 Atlantic Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11201
b/t Clinton St & Henry St
Cobble Hill

let me know if you have trouble!! you can also email me: tiredsias@gmail.com

Comments

Big Fish

[browbeats]

DRINK WATER FERDIE.

Even if you're not drinking walking around is like dehydrating and I worry about all of you.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

I promise I will. Are you drinking water?

Big Fish

[browbeats]

I'm asking that waiter guy if he has anything other than champagne and I'll report back.

Big Fish

[browbeats]

Reporting back: He did not.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

I know for a fact they're required to have water on premises.
And I know they have food. You're eating, right?

Big Fish

[browbeats]

This dress is really tight but I ate a hand salad anyway.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Hand salad doesn't do much against champagne. Find some of the little toast things.

Big Fish

[sheepish]

did anyone else think it was a little messed up to serve salmon cake topped with caviar

Big Fish

[ferdie]

That is a little cruel.

Big Fish

[browbeats]

One big happy family.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

The circle of life, graphically displayed.

Big Fish

[sheepish]

it looked really good though... i miss meat

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Fish isn't really meat. We could go back and get one for you.

Big Fish

[sheepish]

it's an animal

[...]

but caviar isn't right?

Big Fish

[sheepish]

oh is that what Happy Family is on the chinese menu?

Big Fish

[browbeats]

Unless you're eating people.

Big Fish

[sheepish]

ugh, i can't. i'm a vegetarian.

[Ennis is cracking the fuck up, wherever he is.]

Big Fish

[browbeats]

My mom is always watching, she'll know how many calories I ate.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Then she'll know you need more than a salad worth.

Big Fish

[browbeats]

That so does not sound like my mom.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Then your mom's Contrary to popular opinion, mothers don't always know best.

Big Fish

[browbeats]

FERDINAND PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, GO HAVE FUN. I have a twin around here somewhere to like be my temporary mom or whatever.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

I'm contractually obligated to always worry, it's too late.

Big Fish

[sheepish]

look her in the eye as you eat chocolate mousse

Big Fish

[browbeats]

My mother is easily one of the three most terrifying things I've ever encountered.