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[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Okay, let's get this shit out of the way before I start. Minus 10 points from Ebonhide for bad language.

Fucking herd of deer in your goddamn way while heading to class is clearly a reason to be late to class. Ain't my fault they just stood there until we had a discussion about their damn ass shits in my way. How the fuck can I get in trouble for deer? It's not like I am a fucking deer. Ain't gonna carry a damn camera with me to prove the shits were there, like I would lie about the deer. Of all people to lie about deer. Come the fuck on. I'd have made a brilliant feast with them but nooooo 'no guns in school Ferris'


Also someone smashed the shit out of your pumpkins. Wasn't me. I have a witness.

Oh hey, buddy want to learn some more shit?

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[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

I wonder if they're the same deer Chris and I saw stampeding a couple of weeks ago.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Leader a seven point deer missing his point on the left hand side two from the bottom?

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

I wish I knew. We had to get out of the way pretty fast.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Okay big brown things with pointy bits seemed to be about thirty? Four to six feet tall?

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

I was trying to say that things happened too quickly for me to count any antler points.

But yes, there were about thirty deer, I think.

[hisshiss]

You let fucking deer get the better of you for shits sake?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

No guns in school, Ferris. You don't need them here. Shoulda brought one would have made it in time. No I fucking used my brilliant talking to skills.

[hisshiss]

What were you scared they was gonna nibble on you w their little fucking teeth or some shit?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Look, I've already had like five detentions this week and it's Friday. I don't need another one because some fucking deer wanted to Children of the Corn me.

[hisshiss]

Did they try & assimilate you?

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

WHAT?? I spent like six years on that carving

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I didn't fucking do it.

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Dude I didn't say you did?
Being real quick to deny something you didn't do

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I know someone is gonna blame this shit on me. Solomon was there too.

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Why??

Anyway I wish I could have that decade of my fuckin life back
This is the universe saying LAUREL STOP GETTING DISTRACTED BY DUMB SHIT LIKE PUMPKIN CARVING

[theniceboy]

It's true I was there and no smashing occurred on my watch.

We should have a funeral for the fallen, though

[chryseis]

Ferris, please, get a thesaurus.

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Did anything seem off about these deer?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Why I need a dinosaur?

Outside of the fact that I had to let them go? They looked fucking spooked and didn't exactly seem too sure where they were.

[chryseis]

Thesaurus: a book of that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts. Y'know, to help you vary your word choice. Particularly your four letter word choice.


Was there more than one buck?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Nah, I'm good with my words.

There were five of them. Two to the seven point. Seven point leader looked like he'd been in a fight or five. Nothing bigger than that. Looked like a bit of a younger herd so either the older ones got killed or they sent the young ones out first. Seven looked like he could be a fun chase.

[chryseis]

No, you most certainly are not, but that's neither here nor there.


Is it usual for so many bucks to be together?

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

Wh Just de [. . .] Well if they start serving us venison for supper y'all know what that means.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I coulda had us all in venison for a year if they'd let me.

[puphart]

Deer again?? That's so interesting! I wonder what they were doing! I wonder if they were the same deer?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Clearly keeping me from class and hell if I know, maybe is the right answer.