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[cherubic]

[Warded to Sophomores]

I think I accidentally drugged everyone again.

Please don't tell the upperclassmen. It wasn't my fault she used it in her baking.

[Warded to Cash & Todd]

[...] Have you ever forged someone's signature?

Comments

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

D U D E

I missed a mass poisoning???

Sophomores

[cherubic]

Nothing that fun.

I was experimenting with crystallized versions of standard potions. (Babbling Beverage in this case.) To see if they still retain effectiveness. I misplaced my sample.

The good news is that it works.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

There is no way we're letting you go down for being a BADASS bro, but just in case someone finds out do you have an ALTERNATE IDENTITY ready to go??

Sophomores

[cherubic]

[...] No.

I wasn't thinking that far ahead.

Sophomores

[pandoral]

That's so cool!

Sophomores

[cherubic]

Thank you!!!!

I'm actually very pleased. It even survived the baking process as a sugar substitute. [...] Not terribly useful though. I should try with a potion with a wider application.

ACT

[quickbuck]

Why?

ACT

[cherubic]

I [...] want to go on the school trip. But if I ask my father, he'll say no.

So I've been considering not asking him.

ACT

[quickbuck]

Got it.

[...] Do you have anything he has signed?

ACT

[cherubic]

I have a book he signed and some personal letters.

Sophomores

[tues]

You can't be responsible for someone else's Irresponsible Baking

Sophomores

[cherubic]

Exactly. We're all responsible for our own actions. All I did was misplace something.

Re: Sophomores

[tues]

Which Isn't a crime, or we'd All be in jail.

Sophomores

[gracesowerberry]

Archie.
You really didn't m

[...] It was just an accident, Archie. On your part and on Chloe's. I'm sure everyone would understand.

Sophomores

[cherubic]

But I have a reputation. Some people might make assumptions about my motivations.

Sophomores

[gracesowerberry]

[...] Okay, Archie. If the other prefects are okay with not saying anything, I won't say anything. Just be more careful next time, okay?

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

It's so okay it's not like it's even the worst poisoning we've had like basically nothing happened! We definitely shouldn't tell the upperclassmen though because they're jerks!

Sophomores

[cherubic]

I like some of them. But not enough to tell them about these [...] incidents.

[notgonagall]

You're kind of an arsehole but it's hilarious so it's cool.

Out of curiosity, has it occurred to you not to leave experiments lying around or nah?

Sophomores

[cherubic]

It was a mistake this time.

I have a lot on my mind. Sometimes I lose track of things.

Re: Sophomores

[notgonagall]

You can be an unintentional arsehole, love.

I'm just asking!

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

You should do it with Felix Felicis next time!!

Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

lmao

Sophomores

[norush]

Oh, don't worry, dude. We won't tell.

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

You really ought to be more careful about where you leave your things!! But I'm sure Hero has addressed this with you, so I see no reason to escalate it.