written around ~3 AM

[browbeats]

If you're signed up for hockey and you're afraid of looking like an idiot, come to boot camp, Monday on the Quidditch pitch. Hazel and I want to yell at and then judge you.

[Sy]

Wake up.

I know it's 3:00 AM and it's unrealistic to expect you to open your eyes and decide to check your journal right this second but I had a stupid fucking dream you also have one hour to respond before I downgrade you from twin to little brother.

Comments

[sunsoutgunsout]

i'm gettin a 10

[lilwitchhazel]

Haaaaaaa

[browbeats]

What makes you think I give out 10s?

[sunsoutgunsout]

fuck you
hey fuck you
hey
fuck you

fuck you

w/e you don't bother me k

[sunsoutgunsout]

cos i'm gonna be there
💋

[browbeats]

[...] what the fuck [...........................]



I have that exact shade of lipstick.

[sunsoutgunsout]

its a good look

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] How harshly will you judge us if we've never played before and we've been convinced to give it a try by enthusiastic mates?

[browbeats]

I [..........] don't think I can comment. I've never seen it on you.

[browbeats]

I wouldn't worry too much. There's a sliding scale.

[lilwitchhazel]

Really?? You sure crossed out a lot there for being not bothered~

[lilwitchhazel]

Hey everyone we're going to be very "nice" in our judging so don't worry about it. (Def come to bootcamp it's good for you)

[browbeats]

We're just trying to keep the teams fair and balanced.

Because we're "nice."

[ferdie]

I will not.

[sunsoutgunsout]

it's sick on me too stamps got it for me

[lachlangalbraith]

It's hard not to worry if I'm being graded. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Rosy.

Any advice?

[browbeats]

Your hockey rating just plummeted, Ayers. I hope you're happy.

[sunsoutgunsout]

i held my pen too strongly

[lilwitchhazel]

Don't be a weenie head boy.

[lilwitchhazel]

Exactly, this is productive judgement!!!

We're SUPER "nice."

[lilwitchhazel]

Sucks to use up all that ink totally on accident

[sunsoutgunsout]

lifes hard bein this jacked
you fuck up a lot of pens
+ shirts don't fit

[ferdie]

This is the maybe third biggest disappointment I've ever faced.

[ferdie]

That's exactly what I've always been.

[lilwitchhazel]

Mmmmmm'kay. Well, bring your "jacked" butt to boot camp and we'll see if it's good for anything besides wasting ink and ruining shirts. [...........] And dancing. I GUESS