written around ~3 AM

[browbeats]

If you're signed up for hockey and you're afraid of looking like an idiot, come to boot camp, Monday on the Quidditch pitch. Hazel and I want to yell at and then judge you.

[Sy]

Wake up.

I know it's 3:00 AM and it's unrealistic to expect you to open your eyes and decide to check your journal right this second but I had a stupid fucking dream you also have one hour to respond before I downgrade you from twin to little brother.

Comments

[sunsoutgunsout]

i'm gettin a 10

[lilwitchhazel]

Haaaaaaa

[sunsoutgunsout]

fuck you
hey fuck you
hey
fuck you

fuck you

w/e you don't bother me k

[browbeats]

What makes you think I give out 10s?

[sunsoutgunsout]

cos i'm gonna be there
💋

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] How harshly will you judge us if we've never played before and we've been convinced to give it a try by enthusiastic mates?

[browbeats]

I wouldn't worry too much. There's a sliding scale.

[lachlangalbraith]

It's hard not to worry if I'm being graded. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Rosy.

Any advice?

[lupofiasco]

You're going to come play Lannie???

[lachlangalbraith]

You're persuasive, mate, what can I say?

[...] If I'm terrible at boot camp, though, I reserve the right to go back to the sidelines.

[lilwitchhazel]

Hey everyone we're going to be very "nice" in our judging so don't worry about it. (Def come to bootcamp it's good for you)

[browbeats]

We're just trying to keep the teams fair and balanced.

Because we're "nice."

[lilwitchhazel]

Exactly, this is productive judgement!!!

We're SUPER "nice."

[ferdie]

I will not.

[browbeats]

Your hockey rating just plummeted, Ayers. I hope you're happy.

[ferdie]

This is the maybe third biggest disappointment I've ever faced.

[lilwitchhazel]

Don't be a weenie head boy.

[ferdie]

That's exactly what I've always been.

[sunsoutgunsout]

hey fuck that weenie's a shitty insult
ppl can be wusses weenies if they want but it doesn't make em weenies

[cecaelian]

Too dangerously close to having fun?

[threatens]

HERE

Stokers

[threatens]

Fuck I forgot to ward that. Dude, fuck you! It's been 59 minutes!

[sunsoutgunsout]

P R E S E N T

[uponawire]

I've [...] actually never used ice skates before?

[browbeats]

Well, the lake's not frozen yet, but once it is maybe you can try it out. You've got good balance.