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That bonding was lame as hell idk why knitting needles even still exist

Do we get to keep these mentors all year

if I'm being stalked by a suspicious as fuck squirrel, and I ward Papadakiss, you gonna help me out girl?

[Warded to Nia Papadakiss]

I'm being stalked by a suspicious as fuck squirrel

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What's the squirrel doing that's suspicious?

Keeps following me and shit. Looking at me weird.

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Fucker's planning something.

Hmmmm. Are you hoarding acorns or something? He's probably planning to stock up for the winter.

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So now the fucker wants my acorns.

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If he wants these acorns, he's gonna have to survive me first.

Edited (....does he have acorns? it's hard to tell at this point tbh) 2017-11-17 21:53 (UTC)

~~Why do you have~~ Maybe it's just a coincidence. Maybe he's just as confused that you keep winding up in the same places he's going. What if he thinks you're after his acorns and this is all a big misunderstanding?

So what you're saying is I should test him to figure out whether his motive is sketchy or not

Good idea. You've been useful, Papadakiss, can I call you Mentor Papa for short?

One sec, one sec. He could also be rabid, if he's acting weird. Maybe we should consult an animal expert first.

Or better alternative

I get to fistfight a squirrel to the death

It's on my bucket list

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How are you sure it's the same squirrel?? There could be several following you. Did you do something to upset them??

Or is this a purely hypothetical question??

Edited 2017-11-17 22:09 (UTC)

I don't ask hypertherical questions

It almost set off a glitter trap in the first week of school. So now it's got one foot that still glitters

Idk - does that count as something that upsets them? Idk how squirrels feel about glitter

That's a very long time to have a glitter foot if you don't want one. Squirrels don't strike me as having an appreciation for the finer details of fashion.

Maybe the foot blinds it by the sun reflecting off the river everytime it goes to wash it so it just doesn't

It would probably be nice to help clean it off then. Can you catch a squirrel??

Course I can

Imma set another trap for it

Filled with glitter??

I hope not. Mine was useless.

Ha duh it's Stoker

You should use Mentor Papa, she's already giving solutions and shit, total trade up

you have bad luck

I really do. You should read my fortune again.

okay okay okay

i'm pulling three cards, all right? think really hard about your question

the fates say you've got to remember to do your homework and stuff because if you do you're gonna meet someone hella cute

Oooh! Who?

they didn't say

but the two of hearts means "new or re-newed intimate love relations" so maybe it's someone you've already kissed???? or someone you want to kiss