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Who: Olivia Sanchez and Riley Mae
What: Olivia, bless her heart, thinks Riley would make a great running buddy
Where Starting at Azurcrest
When: November 17, afternoon
Warnings/rating: low rating, low warnings.



Olivia invited Riley to be her exercise buddy today. "Work out with me, Riley" was closer to how the invitation sounded. Why would she do that? Who the fuck knows, but she likes Riley's company, and if Riley agreed to accompany her today, she wasn't gonna think too hard about it. But she also wasn't delusional enough to expect Riley to drag her ass out of bed at six in the morning on a brisk November day, or any other day of the year, so they were doing this in the afternoon. It just involved her dropping by Azurcrest to collect her exercise buddy. Olivia knocked on the correct cabin's door, a little forceful, like a cop. But also like a... really happy cop.

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Okay so, like, obviously "work out with me, Riley" is code for "make out with me, Riley," right?? Like, who actually works out?? Willingly??? When there are so many mirrors to flex in front of in the weight room, and butts to check out on the trails, and food to eat??

So when Olivia showed up, Riley was expecting, like, a handful of double entendres followed by making out and grabbing butts in the woods. The only reason she was actually wearing appropriate pants is because yoga pants make her butt look really good.

Dragging her ass over to the door, Riley pulled it open, wearing way too much makeup for someone expecting to get gross and sweaty soon. "Hey boo," she said, and batted her mascara-caked eyelashes. "You sound like you're here to lock a girl up."

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Completely oblivious to the obvious miscommunication, Olivia grinned at Riley. How did Riley even find a brand of makeup strong enough to withstand sweat? Waterproof was one thing, sweat seemed to be more corrosive. Which was why Olivia wasn't wearing a whole lot of makeup. But she admired Riley's commitment to this. "Locking up won't even happen if we do all the stretches right," Olivia said. "Your pants are cute though. Your face is even cuter. Ready to go?"

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"Oh I ain't worried too much about that, girl, I'm limber as fuck," Riley responded, stretching her arms behind her back and them up over her head, as if that would show just how limber she was. It doesn't, Riley, it just shows that you have a basic human level of flexibility, and also pushes out your boobs. "So let's fuckin' roll, baby boo." Winking at Olivia, Riley brushed her hella cute bangs out of her hella cute face and let the door close behind her.

"So," she leaned in a little close to Olivia, obviously going for a butt grab, "Where we goin'?"

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Olivia was very impressed with how limber Riley is, because that weird cat roll stretch thing definitely proved something. Olivia grinned. She was generally well aware of potential butt grabs, knowing exactly who Riley was, but she came here on a mission and today she's completely oblivious. She takes a step forward before the butt grab can land successfully. "I was think the trails, first? Maintain an easy jog for forty five minutes before hitting the weight room?"

[riledup]

Lol, um, what?? Jogging?? For forty five minutes??? Riley wrinkles her nose at the proposition. Like, Casey sometimes tries to vaguely bring up the idea of jogging together, and she sees the hotties in their little shorts and tank tops in the more summer months, but working out is just so much work.

UGH. Okay. Well, new plan. Get like five minutes into the run, then drag Hot Cop into the woods to snog. She was always talking about exercise something something endorphins, so maybe Riley just needed to get some of that endorphins action going on first.

"Uh, right, yeah, like super into the trails," she says, teeth bared in only the vaguest attempt at a smile. "Just don't make me run back up the hill or I'm just like living with the bitchy tree from now on." It's unclear if she means the Ornery Oak or Cameron. But neither of them really deserve that appellation, they're doing their best.