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Here's wishing a [...] bright and cheese-filled future to our classmates looking for love? I can confirm that Mr. C-B has offered to let us use his Anonymity Charm again for this year's winter dance, so that's another option for finding a special someone, if the cheese thing doesn't work out.

[Warded to Big Fish]

We've got another birthday tomorrow. How do we properly honor a man with such impressive fish lips?

[Warded to Nia]

Looks like you mentored too well and now you've caught yourself an admirer. Do you think they make wedding party attire in lizard people size?

[Warded to Ferdie]

Hockey boot camp starts tomorrow. Take a break from all the studying and parenting and come have some fun? Please? I promise my lips will be sealed if you opt for a green badge.

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I was planning on not giving him a black eye at boot camp. Does that count?

It's the nicest thing anyone's ever gotten me.

I think I've convinced Ferdie to sign up, so consider it an early birthday gift from me to you.

Those feminine charms...

I'll be cheerleader.

Not interested in being up close and personal with Gooseberry's burliest men and women?

Interested and capable are two very different things, Ursula.

That's what boot camp is for.

Oh, I'll be there.

Making spectating into its own sport?

It's a strenuous sport that requires heaps of dedication and training. Sometimes I have to change seating positions depending on the position of the sun and plant my umbrella based on where I calculate the sun will be. There's a lot of math and astronomy involved.

Just think how much easier it'd be if you skipped the umbrella and played with us instead.

New year, new Ennis. ~~My doctor said~~ This is my year of self-care and being my best self and it's impossible to look cute in front of Gooseberry's Burliest while wanting to die. I know. I've already tried it.

Fair enough, but I'll be judging your cuteness in the stands.

I'm going to give it my all!!! It's oversized sweater season so watch out, world!

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