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[professionalcorpse]

austin,

happy birthday!

- bash

p.s. - dude, just briefly HOLDING this shit gave me heart palpitations. like - damn, this is some serious caffeine. how are you even alive?

[Some apparent murder coffee - and a bag of chocolate-covered espresso beans.]

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Austin tries not to smile at this, because, like, that's not part of his aesthetic. But he does kind of smile at this. Just a little bit. Don't you dare mention it.

[professionalcorpse]

Bash grins EXTRA. And very solemnly informs him that Austin isn't allowed to sit next to him when he drinks this. Because he'd probably have a by-proxy heart attack.