"Wear them like a babushka," Nia says as though this is the natural and obvious thing you do with fish lips. And wow don't think about that too hard because it's a real fuckin' weird mental image. "He seems super fakey," hypocrite. "I don't blame you. Sooooo, have you ever done anything to get out of smooching someone gross? What's the worst thing you've done to avoid kissing someone?"