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[noelnoel]

hey do you think they'd let us bring a dog to school if we were blind???

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[noelnoel]

but then you wouldn't be able to see how cute your dog is

[heathclifflacey]

You could still hear and feel how cute your dog is, I guess?

[noelnoel]

but i couldn't see his sweet face looking up at me...

there has to be other ways to get an assistance dog

[heathclifflacey]

I mean. They'd HAVE TO, right? Isn't that the law or something?

[noelnoel]

i don't know about AMERICAN laws but in IRELAND [...] i also don't know how the law works!!

but it seems like it should be!!

[heathclifflacey]

TOTALLY.

Anyone that's considering staring into the sun or whatever should probably check first, though.

[noelnoel]

someone in muggle studies needs to google it for us
unless wizard laws are different

[odder]

Yes. So come here and let’s stab out those retinas.

[noelnoel]

i'm ready for you now
be gentle......

[odder]

It’ll only hurt a lot.

[evercreep]

Amazing, you've found the perfect loophole: health care fraud.

[noelnoel]

it's not really fraud if someone's blind!!

[evercreep]

Oh, so you do intend to blind yourself? Here I assumed you'd sensibly fake a mental illness for a psychiatric service dog.

[nothalfplaid]

Are you going to blind yourself to get a dog?

[noelnoel]

not really
just brainstorming loopholes

maybe just in one eye though
i could pull off the pirate look

[nothalfplaid]

I don't think one is enough to warrant it. You have to commit if you're going to do this, otherwise it's just a waste.

[cant_even]

If you had a service dog they'd let you bring them.

[noelnoel]

GOOD TO KNOW!!!!
leon can play fetch real good

[cant_even]

Don't blind yourself! Register him as a service dog for anxiety or something.

[heresie]

I want a service dog.

[noelnoel]

i want you to have a service dog

[heresie]

You can't play with them while they're on the job!

[lilipad]

I can fake seizures.

[noelnoel]

hmmmmmm
i don't believe you

[lilipad]

Get me a stick to bite down on and I’ll show you.

It’s very frightening.