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[imnotlistening]

 Is it just me, or does it seem colder here than it normally does after spending the last few days in Florida? 

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[noelnoel]

i miss wearing swimshorts as casual wear

[somethingwick_ed]

[...........]

You shouldn't do that even when weather permits.

[norush]

Dude, what have you got against shorts?

[noelnoel]

yea!!!! they're comfy and easy to wear

[norush]

Hell yeah. And they keep my knees super cool.

[noelnoel]

YEA!!!!! and it's WAY EASIER to put my leg on!!!
pants are discriminatory

[norush]

Whoa, wait a second, is wearing pants, like [...] racist?

[noelnoel]

they're just a lil ABLEST
except ZIP-OFFS

[norush]

[...] Haha, okay!

Zip-offs are awesome. I wore them every day when I was 12, but then I had to move into adult sizes and I guess twofers are just for kids, because I never got another pair for Christmas. Total bummer.

[noelnoel]

why can't we just chop our trouser legs off and add zippers
why do we have to let the corporations decide when it's time to give up zip-offs

[norush]

I don't know. I don't know.

[noelnoel]

what's stopping us from achieving our dreams??
only ourselves

i'm going to do it

[somethingwick_ed]

Shorts in general are UGLY Shorts are acceptable but we're talking about swim shorts, which should only be used for swimming.

[norush]

I'm pretty sure all that matters is that no one can see your junk.

[godzillabutworse]

GROSS.

[norush]

Is it? My bad. [...] Isn't that sort of like, why everyone wears pants, though?

[noelnoel]

i thought it was for the pockets so you can carry more things

[somethingwick_ed]

That's INAP not polite to say, Tobias.

And you should care more about your appearance than just covering your ju wearing whatever.

[noelnoel]

but swimshorts make it possible to go swimming AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE

[somethingwick_ed]

Potentially needing to go swimming at a moment's notice is not a normal problem to have.

[noelnoel]

what do you do in the summertime

[somethingwick_ed]

[...............] Change into swim trunks before I go swimming.

[noelnoel]

but they're extra breezy and it always rains in florida so they dry off faster

[somethingwick_ed]

Use an umbrella.

[noelnoel]

but then i have to carry around an umbrella
and there's a 99% chance i'm going to lose it
the other 1% accounts for someone chasing after me to tell me i left my umbrella

[cosmonot]

I never realized how much work carrying an umbrella was. maybe I should get one of those umbrella hats.

[noelnoel]

some of them have wrist straps but am i really going to keep it tied to my wrist???
if you wear swimshorts you don't even need an umbrella hat
you'll be dry in 5 mins anyway

unless it's cold and you can't wear swimshorts
then i wear my parka
it's harder to lose when my arms are inside of it

[somethingwick_ed]

NO No umbrella hats, they don't even HELP do much.

Also carrying around one thing is not a lot of work. You have to carry things to class all the time.

[noelnoel]

yea and it's giving us back problems!!!

[somethingwick_ed]

It is not.

[noelnoel]

my neck
my back
too many books in my pack

[somethingwick_ed]

[..........] At least do two rhyming couplets.

[noelnoel]

first you gotta put yo back into it
ah don't stop just do it do it

[somethingwick_ed]

Rhyming 'it' with 'it' is lazy.

[noelnoel]

all ya ladies write ya lyrics like this
just be lazy, rhyme it with it
all ya ladies write ya lyrics like this
just be lazy, rhyme it with it

just write them write them write them write them
write them now
write them good
write these lyrics just like you should

my neck
my back
too many books in my pack

[somethingwick_ed]

I hate this and maybe you now

[...........................]

Thanks.

[noelnoel]

you're welcome!!!! ♥

[somethingwick_ed]

[bubblewrapped]

This Is Just To Say

I have worn
the umbrella hat
you threw
in the trash bin

and which
you probably wished
would just
disappear

Forgive me
it was raining
so wet
and so cold

[aftokaiafto]

Mimi. I'm so cold. Please hold me. In a strictly platonic sense. I need your body heat to Not Die from exposure.

[noelnoel]

up at azurcrest we have this thing called a
cuddle puddle

[aftokaiafto]

I renounce my allegiance to Ribbonfin.

Save me, Noel.

[noelnoel]

come melt with us

[aftokaiafto]

I'll stop the world and melt with you ♥

Milo

[insightfulness]

I know many ways to get warmed up