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I am so lucky to have such a beautiful day as my birthday! Even if it is always too cold to swim here. Maybe I will do the polar bear thing this year? I guess I should decide that! But it seems like getting in and right out is too fast to really be swimming.

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You wouldn't want to be in there longer than a second.

That's why it doesn't seem like real swimming!

Are you actually going to do it?

Hypothermia's serious business.

You know, I never even thought about why we do this. It's not for charity. What are we trying to prove?

Trying to prove that the teenage immortality complex is not just a complex, I think.

Well, you've convinced me. I love giving death the middle finger.

Apparently, I have a future in lobbying.

Be sure to dry off and hug yourself once you're done sticking it to the grim reaper. Got to keep that body heat if you want to keep defying death.

Oh right. All those MACUSA types sizing you up during the Cotillion. "This is the strapping young man I want brewing coffee in my office."

Body heat is for weaklings who can't keep their blood flowing through sheer willpower.

It's a charity case. Definitely some kind of tax write off.

I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a super power.

Get Jeffy to hire you after graduation. Now there's a man who's going places.

Maybe I'll finally get my Animagus form and turn into a shark.

Never doubted it for a second. Also never seen so many business cards in one place.

Think you'd eat the other divers?

I don't think anyone really gets that here! Right?

Well [...] I think it's a little harder for us to get, being wizards? But I'm sure if you waded around in there long enough you'd turn into an ice cube. And no one wants that.