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[lilwitchhazel]

Greetings hockey and non-hockey subjects!! (But mostly the non-hockey ones.)

Hockey sign-ups are teeeeechnically open throughout the season, BUT we're going to impose a cutoff for each game so that Rosy and I don't have to try to rebalance shit when you guys show up at the last minute. So the cutoff to play in an upcoming game will be the morning two days before that game. Sooo, like, for this game (ON SUNDAY!!!!), let us know by Friday morning-ish if you wanna play. Otherwise, you're benched until the next game.

Clem's gonna be ref for games 1 & 2 since a bird broke her ♥

SIGN UP NOW IN THE ATRIUM!!!!!! ♥
Or I'm gonna hunt you down.
[....]

And no one do the plunge [.......] And see all you losers at the plunge!!!

Comments

[quickbuck]

I can't wait to watch you dummies freeze to death

[lilwitchhazel]

♥ I'll drag you in with me before I die.

[quickbuck]

you can TRY

[lilwitchhazel]

I'm comin' for ya Toddy!!

[......]

P.S. You should be my towel boy. So you're easier to drag in.

[heathclifflacey]

Just for that, I'm cutting you out of my will.

[quickbuck]

what was i gonna get

[ashworthless]

So you admit you'll be dying from this adventure.

[evercreep]

I'll meet you safely on the sidelines.

[stclair]

[...]

Calvin!!!!!!!

Guess who needs a standby to make sure he doesn't TOTALLY DIE of hypothermia!!!!!!

[quickbuck]

Where the smart people hang out.

[stclair]

Whose team am I on??????

[lilwitchhazel]

IT'S A SECRET

[stclair]

Hazeeeeeeel :(((

I hope you know that EITHER WAY I'm going to flirting big time with you. You can't escape these air smooches!!!!

[colemoss]

you're doing it?? the plunge.

[lilwitchhazel]

[......] Yeah!! It's nbd, you know?

You're coming to watch hockey, right???

[colemoss]

oh. yeah. i guess it is. i've never done it.

yeah!! i'll be there.

[odder]

You can lose limbs to frostbite in under five minutes. I want to see how many.

[lilwitchhazel]

I only have so many limbs to lose, Jade! Have a heart!!!

[odder]

But if all goes well, we could get matching hook hands.

[professionalcorpse]

i feel like waiting until i see how many people die in the first game before making any decisions is probably the wisest choice.

[lilwitchhazel]

But Baaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhhhhh

I rest my case.

[professionalcorpse]

i like to have all of the death-facts, hazel. your glitter will not sway me.

[neattrick]

I'm fair and impartial but can I know which team I'll be on when I start playing

[lilwitchhazel]

Clem are you REALLY fair and impartial?

[neattrick]

soooo fair and impartial