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[lilipad]

Can a girl get a volunteer to wrap her in a towel after she drowns a certain rival cheer captain in a frigid lake to assert her dominance ?

If it will help, I'll even say please.

[Webster]

Tony wouldn't have done me like this.

Comments

[noelnoel]

GIRL
YOU NEED ME TO HOLD YOUR EARRINGS TOO

[riledup]

those are her weapons don't take them from her

[lilipad]

I've never thought of it that way...

[lilipad]

Just please don't lose them! They're from Marie Claire—very fancy American boutique.

[noelnoel]

i've been in a claire's

[casperkim]

Which captain?

[ulixes]

Do I have to care about more than one of them?

[princeprincess]

I hope you cared about me more than Vee last year.

[lilipad]

The one who steals best friends.

[prophesie]

are you going to jump??? [...] it sounds very cold and bad so i think i'm going to do it

[lilipad]

Duh! How else am I going to turn my blood to ice?

I didn't take animagus studies but I want to be a lizard :(

[prophesie]

ooh, that's a good point. it's all very hardcore. also, it's a good thing you aren't actually a lizard, because i think you'd probably freeze in the water and die. so really, this is the best of both worlds!!!!

[princeprincess]

Murder! Murder! Murder!

[lilipad]

How do you feel about that becoming Azurcrest's signature cheer chant?

[websterknox]

Don't worry Casey, she doesn't actually mean th I won't let you drown!

[Lilika]

You never asked me!

[lilipad]

You can't go in the water without your OWN second. It's illegal. You can't save him.

[Webster/Lilika]

It's okay. I understand. Bros before BEST BROS, I guess.

[websterknox]

It's illegal? Really, Lilika? And what would that make drowning someone?

[Lilika]

You're my best friend. And you know that. What is this really about? Is anything else bothering you?

[heyitsnia]

Can't wait for the show.

[lilipad]

Tickets are on sale now in the cafeteria!

[odder]

If you stab him in the throat with an icicle on the way down, it’ll go much more quickly and there still won’t be a murder weapon.

[websterknox]

As Casey’s standby I’m responsible for his safety, and not just from the dangers posed by very cold water. I will have my eyes on you and your sneaky weapons.

[odder]

Me? I was just offering professional tips. You don’t have to watch me.

[lilipad]

Hmmm but the blood in the water will attract Goosey. So, I should probably do that. Yes.

Cheer Captains

[cupquake]

Hiii Lilika. I just wanted to reach out to you about the Masquerade next month? Ursula wanted me, Vee and Casey to come up with a super showstopper dance to open up the festivities, and I thought maybe you'd want to join in? Like, for interhouse unity or whatever. ♥

Cheer Captains

[lilipad]

[...]

Yeah! That [...] would be very cool. I'm all about interhouse unity and am definitely at least 80% kidding about killing Casey.