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[dumb_ass]

I mean, if I couldn't be something exotic I'm real glad I'm like the cutest of dogs tho. You're welcome for making your walk to class a little more adorable.

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[noelnoel]

hi excuse me
WHAT

[dumb_ass]

You missed it? I'm a CORGI! A pembroke welsh corgi. I'm appropriately tubby and with very short legs.

[noelnoel]

UM
OKAY
WOW

hey so what are you doing later

[websterknox]

Are you writing this AS A CORGI?

[dumb_ass]

No I figured out how to like, turn back into a human. I'm not sure paws are the best for holding writing instruments?

[taxation_is_theft]

ain't got them disposable thumbs, man

[websterknox]

Makes sense.

Man, our cabin just got even better! You should hang out with Boot as a corgi. He'd go nuts.

[puphart]

Congratulations, Oscar! That's a really complex spell! [...] You might feel like you need to herd [...] freshmen? It only lasted a couple of weeks for me, though! [...] Mostly.

[dumb_ass]

Thanks, Kurt!

I had an insane urge to bark when I transformed? And herd, yeah. It was weird, I felt way more dog than I did human.

[puphart]

You get used to it! I wanted to nip more than I wanted to bark. [...] I'd never felt like that before.

[heresie]

Do people ever try to pet you?

[puphart]

Some people tried but I don't know why it didn't occur to them that a dog at Gooseberry would be unusual? So Sarah made me a bandana! It says
HELLO!
I AM AN ANIMAGUS!and people try a lot less now! Especially at home. And I feel more comfortable when I wear it because sometimes I felt sort of dishonest when I transformed and people didn't know? Like I was spying? Now I don't have to worry about that!

[colemoss]

[...] you know a lot about it, right?? being an animagus. can i ask you something?

[puphart]

I know as much as I think most seniors in the class would know, but I can try to help you?

[lachlangalbraith]

Congratulations, mate! That's well impressive.

[...] You don't take offense if we don't pet you, right? Because I think Tally's got a p

[dumb_ass]

Thanks, Lach!

Of course I wouldn't. I don't want anyone to do anything that makes them uncomfortable.

[lachlangalbraith]

All right. Brilliant.

Should we expect to see a corgi in the cabin a lot, then? I should probably re-introduce you to Sig. I don't think he's ever been around a dog before. [...] I hope you don't shed too m

[godzillabutworse]

Does this mean AZURCREST has a DOG on their quidditch team now?? DUDE.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Shit. Somebody's a legit SEER.

[godzillabutworse]

KNEW it would happen EVENTUALLY!! B U T I thought it'd be US??

[dumb_ass]

YEAH DUDE IT TOTALLY DOES!

[cheerpowers]

You are DEFINITELY the cutest ever. I’m a little jealous of all the cute ;)

[dumb_ass]

Yeah sorry I'm probably even cuter than you when I'm a corgi xD

[inksy]

DID YOU DO IT!

[dumb_ass]

I DID IT!!! Only took FOREVER but I did! WANT TO SEE?