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[opencarefully]

As much as I love swimming, I'm afraid tomorrow's plunge is not on my list of things to do. 

If anyone needs a standby still, though, I volunteer as tribute!


[Warded to Addy]

Are you going to jump???

Comments

[dinahdanger]

And then your picture will be in all the papers!!

[prophesie]

ooh, that's true. is there any way to make myself look less splorchy for the cameras???

[dinahdanger]

You could make sure someone pulls you out immediately after you die and have a waterproofed picture of you when you were ALIVE and BEAUTIFUL just like ready to publish on you!!

[prophesie]

i need glamor shots right now immediately

[dinahdanger]

I think I saw a freshman with a camera but I don't trust them to know your good side so let me go rob a child real quick!

[prophesie]

okay!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!! you're a true friend

[godzillabutworse]

OMG can we have a PRE-DEATH PORTRAIT makeover party??

[dinahdanger]

GREEN GOOP GREEN GOOP!

[godzillabutworse]

WHO NEEDS PORES?? OR SKIN??? Nobody when you're gonna DIE!!

[dinahdanger]

BEAUTY IS PAINFUL, but the pain will only last the rest of your life!

[godzillabutworse]

A gamble I am willing to MAKE!! Bust out the face junk!!

[prophesie]

ooh, yes. i'm amazing at nail art and like, maybe a little less than amazing at anything you have to do to your eyes, but whatever.

[godzillabutworse]

Dude watch tf I'm gonna do your eyeliner it'll be SICK and I like don't even think you'll go BLIND.

[prophesie]

either way!!!! you don't have to see to die beautifully

[godzillabutworse]

You're gonna be like the prettiest corpse dude.

[dinahdanger]

Friends don't let friends die without PURPOSE!!

[cygninae]

Hey.

[...........] Give it back when you're done.

[dinahdanger]

OKAY!!

I'll even say thanks.