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[prophesie]

excuse me, everyone!!! excuse me!!!!!!! i'm doing some very scientific research so if you would eat a personburger please stand up

TALLY

also do you want to kiss christmas boy????

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[heresie]

Nobody at school is a cannibal, Marie.

MARIE
Who?

[prophesie]

nisha is and maybe so is everyone who eats meat

TALLY
you know!!!! noël

Marie/Tally

[heresie]

It's just Noel.

[...] And I hadn't really thought about it. Why?

Marie/Tally

[prophesie]

because it kinda seems like you do which is why archie and i need to know

Marie/Tally

[heresie]

What! Why?

Marie/Tally

[prophesie]

it just does. i have a really good sense of these things

Marie/Tally

[heresie]

How could you know if I don't even know?

[dinahdanger]

[........] I need more details before I disclose my stance here.

LIKE are we in an alternate universe? Are the persons farmed or hunted? Or is personburger the name and you're doing market research?

[prophesie]

what if i told you your meat could be people

like animagus people

[dinahdanger]

W A I T

Are you asking me to invest in your animagus farm or something???

[prophesie]

i'm trying to scare you straight!!!!!! stop trying to farm humans!!!! i keep telling you it's not going to work

[godzillabutworse]

UHHHHHHH I thought about it?? And DEPENDS on the BOIGA but I'd PROBS still do it. :((

[prophesie]

whats a BOIGA

[godzillabutworse]

It's like a BURGER but like SLIGHTLY cooler. 1/15th COOLER.

[prophesie]

ohhhhh, i thought it was like, some kind of snake. which would be better than people, but worse than a slightly cool burger with normal cow in it

[godzillabutworse]

Snake burgers are PROBABLY a DELICACY though?? Like [...] SOMEWHERE???

[prophesie]

[...] i'd probably try it, but only if i was sure it wasn't an animagus

[godzillabutworse]

YEAH like I'd like ALL my MEAT to come with a CASH BACK guarantee that it's NOT a PERSON?? Thanks!!

[prophesie]

do you want to watch the anti-people eating PSA with me??? i only saw 15 seconds on the tv monitors and definitely traumatized me forever and ever and ever, so i bought it in a movie bundle for 1000 yen

[godzillabutworse]

omg yeah for sure?? I should PROBS get EDUCATED on this topic!!

[prophesie]

perfect!!!! i also got one about ghosts in schools. normally, i don't like edutainment, but these ones seem super interesting, at least????

[godzillabutworse]

YEAH like CARTOONS make it WAY more tolerable?? We're gonna be like SO learned, my man.

[nightandday]

Think I'm gonna say a real firm no to eating people. Even in burgers.

[prophesie]

at least one person at this school is normal

[nightandday]

I don't know if I'd go that far. But not a cannibal seems like a reasonably low standard, yeah?

[prophesie]

apparently not low enough. i'm learning a lot today

[nightandday]

Are any of the things you're learning today good things?

[prophesie]

no!!!!!!!!!! [...] iggy, save me

[nightandday]

You need me to sock somebody?

[prophesie]

me and right in the face s'il vous plait

[pandoral]

MAYBE. HARD MAYBE.
Perhaps if LAB-GROWN.

[prophesie]

does a lab grown people know it's people

[pandoral]

They could just grow it by the steak! Then it probably wouldn't know anything!

[prophesie]

i can't even tell if that's bad anymore. this has been a really long day

[pandoral]

I think it's mostly better? But still bad if you have scruples about cannibalism as a ~practice~.

[gwenniepop]

I think we are being really fast and loose with the definition of science here.

Then I legit tried to answer this in my head and I am full of regrets.

[prophesie]

science is full of polling and stuff. probably i should get extra credit for this.

[gwenniepop]

Ooh, you should ask!

Buuuuut be prepared for an ethics lesson, that's my thought.

[prophesie]

eww, i so don't need to hear anyone's opinions about right and wrong or whatever. i'm totally good at that myself already.

[lilipad]

Fuc Kiss, marry, EAT, or kill?

School mascot edition.

[godzillabutworse]

EAT ribbonfin obvs BEAR probs too chewy to be good??

[prophesie]

would you kiss a bear

[godzillabutworse]

Probs. But only if the bear WANTED to.

[lilipad]

Roast blue jay though?

[godzillabutworse]

Seems SUPER tiny? Like you'd TOTES still be hungry after.

[lilipad]

Then we’re eating the bear?

I hear they’re best after blueberry season. I HEAR.

[godzillabutworse]

Dude I'd totes try it once!!

PROBS imparts like a FRUITIER flavor??