[in slightly shaky handwriting]

[threatens]

How many people know how much it fuckin hurts to break your collarbone? Because it fuckin hurts.

Mufferaw put my arm in this nerd-ass sling too. Thank fuckin shit Quidditch is on break.

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[cygninae]

Dude.

Which arm did it happen to. Are you writing with the bad one.

Stop it.

[threatens]

My right arm is the bad one! I'm right-fuckin-handed! What the shit do you want me to do?

[cygninae]

Not make it worse asshole.

[threatens]

Fine! I'll sit here boring my ass off doing fuckin nothing!

[browbeats]

Practice your left-handed writing more. If you need some smear-proof pens I can give you some recommendations.

[threatens]

1) You're a fuckin nerd, and 2) I'm holding you to that. I haven't written with my left since we were dumbass kids.

[browbeats]

1) Keeping a comprehensive list of smear-proof pens isn't nerdy, it's survival, and 2) does that mean you've been letting your other ambidextrous skills fall by the wayside? If I challenge you to a game of ping pong when we go home for Christmas, how unguarded is your left side going to be?

[browbeats]

I swear your whining gets louder every time.

[threatens]

Thanks, asshole. This is basically your fuckin fault.

[browbeats]

And my heart swells with pride every time I hear that crack.

[threatens]

I'd say I hope you get to experience this one day, but we're supposed to be on the same fuckin team and all.

[browbeats]

I promised Hazel it was the only way to keep us from ruining the fun for everyone. I didn't feel like getting kicked out of my own league for poor sportsmanship.

I'm still not convinced you're not planning to push me out of a tree.

[threatens]

Shit, you know Mufferaw likes to see some blood. Would being brutal on the ice hurt or help your Pre-Healer grade, you think?

[Stokers]
Speaking of hurting or helping, who the shit decided on our team name?

[browbeats]

Extra brutal just means more hands on training, doesn't it?

[Stokers]
[...] We came up with the names over the summer. It seemed funnier before I chea broke up with our namesake.

[heyitsnia]

Did Clemmy kiss it all better, yet?

[neattrick]

shuddup

[heyitsnia]

You guys kinda match!

[neattrick]

together we have one mostly functional skeleton

[threatens]

Does that actually work? Cause I gotta say, still in fuckin pain.

[neattrick]

now you can hang out with me in my bad broken bone corner where we're not allowed to have any fun ever at all

[threatens]

At least your arms are fine. You can still throw rocks at the shitheads having fun.

[neattrick]

and you can kick them!

[threatens]

They gotta get close enough for that. But who the hell would want to hang out with assholes like you and me?

[neattrick]

What? We're cool

[ashworthless]

Yeah, in two places, one time.

Sucks, though.

[lilipad]

Maybe you have very delicate collarbones, Sy? Which is usually how collar bones are described in romance novels just before something fun is about to happen, so.

[gwenniepop]

Did you think it wouldn't hurt?