Matchmaker, matchmaker...

[cherubic]

Personally, I am very excited about the masquerade. There's a lot to look forward to before we have to go home.

[Warded to Archie's worst influences: Hero, Marie, Tally, Nisha, Dinah, Corrigan and Tuesday]

Candygrams is our opportunity to help certain members of the senior* class realize their feelings for one another. I'm particularly interested in finally seeing Lachlan Galbraith and Jaime Castillo confess their obvious feelings for one another. But they can't be the only ones in need.

Thoughts?

[Added later:]

*And junior.

• Jaime & Lachlan: Send Jaime lots of romantic candygrams to create the illusion of competition. Send one from Jaime to Lachlan.


• Casper & Cameron: Send one from each to the other?????


• Ariadne & Jade: ???? Very cute and should be in love. Anonymous love note about friendship blossoming into something more.


• Noel & Calvin: Opposites attract. Lots of TENSION. This will likely result in an argument followed by making out fiercely.

[Warded to Marie]

We should send another girl something very romantic from Noel to undermine any blooming feelings Tally might have for him.

Comments

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Nothing makes for ROMANTIC DRAMA like COMPETITION!! Maybe if we OVERLOAD Jaime with candygrams we can stir up some JEALOUSY??

Worst Kids

[tues]

Which of his roommates do you think Casper loves?

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

D E F F O the super big bony butt boy

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Excellent point. We need to remind Lachlan how desirable Jaime is. He'll miss his chance if he doesn't act fast.

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Yes!!!! The glittery one that dresses strangely. Opposites attract. Casper is very serious and needs someone to make him smile.

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

Why haven't they kissed yet?

What about any of the juniors?? Like those junior girls with the weird names.

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

D'you think we should ALSO send one from Lachlan to Jaime?? So Jaime isn't charmed by a NON-EXISTENT mystery PARAMOUR??

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

Their names even kind of match!!

Re: Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Samantha IS a super WEIRD name why does it have so many A's?? But isn't she like going with that chaser from Ebonhide???

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

They're wasting their youth.

The ones who are always talking about bones and poisoning people? Honestly, they shouldn't talk about it unless they're actually going to do it.

Worst Kids

[tues]

He’s done a LOT of saying how fun is A Waste of Time!! lately.
Maybe that’s because he’s Denying his Heart a fun PERSON??


Is candy a fun waste of time??

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Like LINGUISTICALLY Meant 2 B!!

Worst Kids

[tues]

And maybe one To Lachlan to give him Courage??

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

Is Spider Girl a Chaser??

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Oh that would be good. Then he'd see that DESPITE all the attention Jaime is getting, his heart is set only on Lachlan.

Either way it would force them to discuss their feelings.

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Um candy is for sure a SUPER valuable use of time?? He just needs to be MADE to SEE that!! And MAYBE bony butt boy's LOVE CONFESSION will do it!!

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Nah she wears SUEDE shoes which I DON'T think a chaser would wear??

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

Clearly they need more than just romantic help but if we ALSO try to send actual poison candygrams it seems like we're spreading out our focus too much.

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

I want to wear suede socks.

Worst Kids

[prophesie]

does casper even deserve love??? he's kind of the worst

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Yes you're right. I need to focus. Poisoning can happen tomorrow another day.

You think they're in love????

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Yes, she's dating Solomon Webb. No sense in messing with that.

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

I think they'd be really cute together and they should be in love.

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Sufficient reasoning.

Do we think they're vulnerable to jealousy? Or should we start a spark with a more traditional exchange of love notes?

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

If he had love he might find a reason to be the best! This might be his plot arc! He thought he was in an action movie but it's been a romcom the whole time!!