Matchmaker, matchmaker...

[cherubic]

Personally, I am very excited about the masquerade. There's a lot to look forward to before we have to go home.

[Warded to Archie's worst influences: Hero, Marie, Tally, Nisha, Dinah, Corrigan and Tuesday]

Candygrams is our opportunity to help certain members of the senior* class realize their feelings for one another. I'm particularly interested in finally seeing Lachlan Galbraith and Jaime Castillo confess their obvious feelings for one another. But they can't be the only ones in need.

Thoughts?

[Added later:]

*And junior.

• Jaime & Lachlan: Send Jaime lots of romantic candygrams to create the illusion of competition. Send one from Jaime to Lachlan.


• Casper & Cameron: Send one from each to the other?????


• Ariadne & Jade: ???? Very cute and should be in love. Anonymous love note about friendship blossoming into something more.


• Noel & Calvin: Opposites attract. Lots of TENSION. This will likely result in an argument followed by making out fiercely.

[Warded to Marie]

We should send another girl something very romantic from Noel to undermine any blooming feelings Tally might have for him.

Comments

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Nothing makes for ROMANTIC DRAMA like COMPETITION!! Maybe if we OVERLOAD Jaime with candygrams we can stir up some JEALOUSY??

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Excellent point. We need to remind Lachlan how desirable Jaime is. He'll miss his chance if he doesn't act fast.

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

D'you think we should ALSO send one from Lachlan to Jaime?? So Jaime isn't charmed by a NON-EXISTENT mystery PARAMOUR??

Worst Kids

[tues]

Which of his roommates do you think Casper loves?

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

D E F F O the super big bony butt boy

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Yes!!!! The glittery one that dresses strangely. Opposites attract. Casper is very serious and needs someone to make him smile.

Worst Kids

[tues]

He’s done a LOT of saying how fun is A Waste of Time!! lately.
Maybe that’s because he’s Denying his Heart a fun PERSON??


Is candy a fun waste of time??

Worst Kids

[prophesie]

does casper even deserve love??? he's kind of the worst

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

If he had love he might find a reason to be the best! This might be his plot arc! He thought he was in an action movie but it's been a romcom the whole time!!

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Maybe his cold heart will melt once he learns to love.

Worst Kids

[heresie]

Everyone does.

Worst Kids

[dinahdanger]

Why haven't they kissed yet?

What about any of the juniors?? Like those junior girls with the weird names.

Re: Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

Samantha IS a super WEIRD name why does it have so many A's?? But isn't she like going with that chaser from Ebonhide???

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

They're wasting their youth.

The ones who are always talking about bones and poisoning people? Honestly, they shouldn't talk about it unless they're actually going to do it.

The Worst of the Worst Kids

[prophesie]

archie darling my heart is absolutely breaking for her

tally is very very very talented and beautiful and she deserves better than the love of an irishman

The Worst of the Worst Kids

[cherubic]

Did you ask her then??? Does she like him????? This is very bad, Marie.

We need to FIX this. Who would be most vulnerable to falling in love with an Irish philanderer? We will have to set them up.

Worst Kids

[byebyebirdies]

We should figure out who's giving us the WORST marks and set them up with another staff member, maybe they'll be happy when they mark our midterms FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER???

Worst Kids

[prophesie]

pleeeeeeease can we not even think about school

Worst Kids

[heresie]

Mr. Covington deserves love!

Worst Kids

[victimless]

Hello everyone. For the record:

1. I didn't read this.


2. Please practice discretion. Some of you are very distinct in your writing style. Consider some manner of disguising your handwriting, at the minimum.


3. It will be a dead giveaway if five of you stuff the submission box all at once. Space out your submissions, and do not put them in the box when other people are watching. Consider this an exercise in stealth.


4. Again, I know nothing about what is taking place here.

Worst Kids

[prophesie]

i can totally be sneaky

Worst Kids

[cherubic]

You know that I'm excellent at not being noticed.

Worst Kids

[godzillabutworse]

WHAT. I'm like SUPER GOOD at Preposterous.

Worst Kids

[heresie]

What would we do without Hero?

[pandoral]

I'm SUPER excited too! I'm really dressing up this time, like going for it!