gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Whoa. Dude. You look, like, [...] different.

yeah it's kinda cool my bones pop whenever i move.

Oh shit, nice! I only have one bone that does that and it's my knee. Sometimes, when I bend it, it sounds like gravel, which is pretty cool.

Do you get that everywhere, now? Is that a part of getting old, just like, [...] crunching all the time?

it's like that but also kind of like crumpling up a bag of sun chips which is also sort of what my body feels like. a crumpled up bag of sun chips.

yeah i think you basically just crunch up until your bones are dust and that's when you die.

Damn. [...] No wonder my grandma has trouble hearing me all the time.

if i had known i was shouting over the sound of bones disintegrating i would've been more polite while talking to my grandmother. feel kinda bad now.

I have BOOBS now

i wish i had BOOBS. i just have a lot of liver spots.

If you work hard enough and eat enough chips maybe YOU can have boobs too some day!

oh good i was worried i'd have to eat kale or something. chips is a relief.

Starch and fat and stuff is the only way to true happiness. Trust me I'm an adult.

Me too.

I'm FINALLY prettier than my BROTHER??

But are you taller??

NO. B U T I think I broke 5ft!!!!!

So you're still a human arm rest.

:((((( I am the MIGHTIEST human arm rest!!

I knew sacrificing Chad was worth it.

If this is Chad's fault, I'm going to be très disappointed in him.

Edited 2017-12-06 19:05 (UTC)

I've heard boobs are powerful weapons of manipulation and if that's TRUE I'm gonna buy him a DRINK.

Edited 2017-12-06 19:10 (UTC)

Do you think so?? Should I not hide mine ~~from Quentin~~ behind a glitter beard??

I think we should TEST this before we go around hiding things with badass glitter beards

Yeah if I GOTTA sport these bubbibs I BETTER be GETTING something for it??

Let me see if I can get a boy to carry my books for me.

Then take notes for me.

Then maybe just be me when I need to run from the LAW.

I'm gonna TOSS my HAIR at Baby Stoker and SEE what happens!!

Tell me if he catches it!!

I'm always up for some scientific experimentation. What should we test first??

Maybe we can get someone to get our lunch so we don't have to stand in line.

Edited (terrible girls) 2017-12-06 19:23 (UTC)

Someone who isn't a freshmen??

Like a SENIOR??

EVERYONE

A senior would be a true test of their power.

Freshmen are easy mode. We could start with a junior.

What junior do you think is the least susceptible??

HMMMMMM

Ramon seems like a tough nut to crack

DUDE. Watch what happens when I JUMP they PRACTICALLY hit me in the FACE??

Getting old is dangerous???

S U P E S dangerous?? But like do you think we're magically BETTER at QUIDDITCH now???

ONLY way to find out is to go throw our old lady bodies around on the Quidditch pitch!!

Edited (I keep getting lost and forgetting where I owe tags!!!!) 2017-12-06 17:25 (UTC)

Shirts VS Walkers pick up game!!

Game ends when someone DIES

Oh. You ended up [...] remarkably old.

there are stars with visible light in our solar system younger than i am!!

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!

it's actually pretty hard to write or talk.

MY FINGERS ARE SO BONY AND VEINY!!!

Chronologically, you're the same age as always.