gooseberryhigh | Older Hottie Watch 2014

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Older Hottie Watch 2014

Never a dull moment around Gooseberry.

[Warded to Nia, Addy, & Riley]

This is officially my favorite plague and/or mass poisoning. (Have you seen Ferdie?)

I feel like the gift we've received today could only be properly memorialized with a list in the style perfected by the underclassman.

Who else do you think deserves a round of applause for growing up foxy?

(Can we have random older hotties day more often? Please?)

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everyone is like 12% blurrier but i'm p sure there's a hot ass redhead running around foxtown

We need to do a full campus safari. Anyone have binoculars?

i'll get fake bushes from drama we can hide behind

Possibly the only good thing about being required to take OE.

This may also be the first time I'll ever regret OE not being on a Wednesday.

but some people are gross old and i don't wanna see gross old while tryna check cute old

My roommates are EVEN HOTTER now. Even Sylla and I'm pretty sure she's like ninety.

some people need wheelchairs and are def going to die by the end of the day

I'm pretty sure there are several Azurcrests who are just walking corpses.

we play hard we die hard, might as well go sled

I do not understand this word, "sled." I am rendered blind at the sight of it. It holds dark power.

it stands for successfully living entil dead

Edited (you have no idea how hilarious I think I am right now) 2017-12-06 18:47 (UTC)

Seems above board to me!

Edited (honestly I was wheeze-laughing at entil) 2017-12-06 18:51 (UTC)

Ribbonfin's been blessed with staying on the right side of forty. This may be the one time we'd win a hottest house contest.

None of my roommates were affected, but I'm fairly certain I saw Ennis looking [...] ho ~~attr~~ older.

He's like office hours hot? And it makes me feel weird. A lot of those sophomores are going to grow up well. My young husband Quentin Youngblood maybe needs a trip to the barber, though.

I'm sorry. We can't all luck out when it comes to trophy husbands.

get it en

I'm writing a proposal to Ms. Bloom explaining why we should have a hot older students day every semester. Forget raising squonks. This is teaching us about our futures.

Ursula. Your skill at picking trophy husbands is unmatched.