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[websterknox]

My face itches. People with beards, is this just what life is like? [...] Would someone teach me to sha Guess I might have to learn how to shave.

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[taxation_is_theft]

can i pet your beard before you shave tho

[websterknox]

I guess?. I can't stop touching it myself.

[taxation_is_theft]

You can pet my beard too
Bet mines longer

[bubblewrapped]

Beards are actual torture.

[websterknox]

They're like a weed you need to fight back every morning. I might have to cut mine off before the day is over.

[bubblewrapped]

I'm afraid I'll cut myself and bleed out.

[taxation_is_theft]

can i pet yours tho

[bubblewrapped]

I don't [...] really [...] like being touched. Or petted.

[racingstripe]

I feel DISTINGUISHED

[websterknox]

You do wear it well. I just can't take myself seriously.

[racingstripe]

It's SUPER USEFUL when you're THINKING and you like stroke your BEARD?? I was trying to decide HOW MUCH pudding to get and I'm pretty sure I looked like a JUDGE trying to decide if I was going to OVERRULE your OBJECTION.

[lupofiasco]

Wait do you not normally shave??

It looks very nice on you, though!

[websterknox]

I feel like I'm wearing a very bad disguise, but thank you Jaime.

[........]

Hey, do you shave?

[lupofiasco]

You are very welcome. [...] It is a little weird to see you all like this, though.

I do shave! Do you need help getting rid of your "bad disguise"?

[lachlangalbraith]

This might be the one aspect of this where I lucked out. Beards seem terrible.

[websterknox]

Beard are terrible! And I can't for the life of me figure out their evolutionary benefit.

[lachlangalbraith]

Mrs. O'Hare could probably tell you. But that wouldn't help with the itching.

[evercreep]

I don't even think I have stubble yet. I won't have to shave until I'm 30, apparently.

[taxation_is_theft]

lmao

[colemoss]

that seems like a good thing, though??

[evercreep]

People do sound like they hate shaving.

[lilipad]

I think you should keep it! [...]

You probably have some time left before it becomes a permanent issue, anyway. [...] How old do you feel?

[websterknox]

Sorry, it's going. Come say goodbye to the beard now if you want. Last chance to see it for at least another five? ten years?

I do feel older. But not old. Just, grown up? Let's say late-30s. Do I look old?

[gonnabefamous]

I only have a mustache. Do you suppose that means I never will be able to grow a beard?

[websterknox]

I think that's right. And, congrats!