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[soundscaped]

Hey everybody. Stop having fun.

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[meerigold]

No.

[soundscaped]

Adults don't get to have fun.

[meerigold]

Hot adults do.

[bubblewrapped]

Can confirm. By the time you're [...] I'm going to say forty-six, you lose the ability to experience "fun."

[soundscaped]

Please do your part to educate the masses, this is getting out of hand.

[bubblewrapped]

I do look like I probably teach a comp studies class.

[odder]

Stay off the lawn, young man.

[soundscaped]

But I just lost my baseball over here.

[odder]

My grass has been trained to eat children.

[bubblewrapped]

He's very precocious.

[odder]

Kids these days think they’re so smart.

[professionalcorpse]

is this supposed to be what fun feels like? half the school being old enough to legally drink and rent a car?

is renting a car very fun?

[soundscaped]

Apparently being responsible for your own health insurance is a damn blast and a half.

[professionalcorpse]

taxes!

you have to do TAXES. there is absolutely nothing fun about taxes.

[insightfulness]

I'm just.. so confused.

[soundscaped]

Good, stay that way, that's the right kind of reaction to have.

[insightfulness]

I guess I should be grateful I'm not 90.

[theniceboy]

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be dead.

I aged a hundred years.

I can't see what I'm writing, and I didn't realize that sound can actually be blurry.

[soundscaped]

Every time you stop moving I'm honestly afraid for you.

[theniceboy]

I think you posted a blank message, son. I'm not entirely sure how you did that, but, I see nothing, so it's always possible.

[professionalcorpse]

please don't die.

that would - i don't think i'd do very well in that level of crisis? do you need me to sit next to you and monitor your pulse? maybe your general respiration or something?

[gonnabefamous]

I refuse!

[soundscaped]

You look like if Gramps didn't dye his hair.

[legatorum]

No!

[soundscaped]

I make the simplest demands.