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[ferdie]

Hi, guys. Not to interrupt the fun too much.
But if you notice any [...] age-related health concerns, please don't ignore them. Go to the Healer. Maybe hold off on exertion if your physical condition's altered too much. If there are any concerns, please speak up.

I fully admit this is the strangest PSA I've ever had to make. And I hope you're all enjoying your free trip to the future, I guess?

Comments

[cupquake]

Um, maybe Pre-Healer Studies can keep an eye out too? Like, for our ancient peers?

[ferdie]

That's a really good idea. Thanks.
I'm sure this is all temporary, but until we know for sure, it's probably best to be careful

[godzillabutworse]

YEAH like DON'T play quidditch if you're PRETTY SURE you're gonna DIE.

[ferdie]

Exactly. Thank you. There'll still be Quidditch if when it'll be more fun to play it.

[magitechnically]

EVEN if we use TENNIS BALLS???

[ferdie]

It would probably be safer to stay on the ground. At least until you all get young again.

Ferdie/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

This is it. Today's the day someone has a heart attack.

Ferdie/Reece

[ferdie]

I'd started assuming it'd be me.
I'm not so sure anymore.

Ferdie/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

I always kinda figured I'd go grey before I graduated.

Should we shut down this Quidditch game?

Ferdie/Reece

[ferdie]

Don't count it out yet. I haven't found any grey hairs today, but I'm looking.

[...] I don't want to shut it down entirely. A lot of the 20-30-40 range could probably still play. But we should probably go to strongly discourage the temporarily elderly.

Ferdie/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

[...] I'll go monitor the situation, at least. I wouldn't put it past some of those guys to try.

[browbeats]

I hope nobody dies so I don't have to feel guilty about how much of my ass I've laughed off today.

[ferdie]

You're just lacking in empathy because you're young.

[browbeats]

I could just look really good for 45.

[ferdie]

That'd be like you somehow. We're all very jealous.

[cecaelian]

Don't tell me they overlooked this one in the prefecting manual.

[Ferdie]
Thoroughly enjoying it.

[ferdie]

Sadly neglected. I'll propose an addendum.

[Ursula]
I'm glad someone is.

[cecaelian]

Start brainstorming all the potential catastrophes this school could face. Guard it with your life though or you're bound to inspire someone.

[Ferdie]
Have you looked in a mirror?

[ferdie]

It's a good senior project idea, if submitted confidentially.

[Ursula]
It's [...] different.

[uponawire]

I genuinely hadn't ever thought my home life would be aggressively more normal than my school life.

But, no. Here we are. Still.

[ferdie]

We're the real circus, and we always have been. Are you still 17?

[uponawire]

When I go home for break, I expect to live in a house with a fence around it. I also expect a dog.

Yes. As far as I can tell.

[heathclifflacey]

Go NO FENCE and THREE DOGS. It's better! Trust me!

And I'm glad you're not old, Rox!

[ferdie]

And 1.5 siblings. I hope you get them.
Lucky.

[fillefidele]

This is so, so weird.