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[heathclifflacey]

I'm BORED. So let's do some DIVINING! Ask me a yes or no question and I'll do a one-card reading to give you some insights. It's totally legit.

SO HIT ME!

[Coppertale Junior Boys]

Can I ask you guys for some [...] NOT yes or no advice? I already did a reading but I trust you guys too. And

[Fern - Added Later]

HEY. So. Are you busy?

[...] There's something I want to Want to hang out?

Comments

[uponawire]

Should I just scrap the whole writ

Would a person walking across a really thin balance beam suspended very high up while on their hands still count as wire-walking?

[heathclifflacey]

You got THE HANGED MAN, so I guess that's a NO. It also means that, in the future, you'll understand more but that you'll have to endure for now NOT knowing. So.

[uponawire]

Well, I guess it isn't technically a wire. So. Can't say I'm surprised.

[heathclifflacey]

The cards see all.

[uponawire]

They know all.

Except, unfortunately, how to swing new concepts to my father to let me get away with doing things I probably shouldn't.

[heathclifflacey]

DUDE. What do you want to do?

[uponawire]

Walk on a really thin plank on my hands. And maybe finally walk blindfolded during an actual performance.

[heathclifflacey]

I always forget how HARDCORE you are, Rox. That sounds AMAZING.

[uponawire]

You should meet my sister. If there's someone hardcore, it's probably her.

[heathclifflacey]

You can probably BOTH be hardcore, you know?

[uponawire]

I guess so. But I've never swallowed a katana.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Isn't that like sleight of hand or something?

[uponawire]

No, she swallows swords.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] OKAY. Is it MAGIC, though?

[uponawire]

Nope. Actual swords.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Okay. HOW?

[uponawire]

I don't know. I can't swallow swords.

You'd have to ask my sister, but I imagine it's a lot of learning to suppress your gag reflex.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Gross.

I don't know, dude. I still think being all BATGIRL or whatever like you are might be cooler.

[uponawire]

Oh, definitely. But insane.

Like a Beater bat?

[heathclifflacey]

No. Come on. BATGIRL. She's like the lady version of Batman and she's all acrobatic and badass. They're No-Maj superheroes from comic books and cartoons and stuff.

[uponawire]

Oh! I think I've heard of that? At least, I've heard of Batman?

[heathclifflacey]

Yeah? So. SAME THING. But with a girl. And she's less of a jerk.