If Ennis gets in trouble again this year, he wants it to have been worth it.

"Safety first!" he tells Yancey, making sure the boy's helmet is secure before testing his own. Old, underused Quidditch helmets have been given new life in the form of fish helmets with rainbow trout coloring. They look cute as hell.

"Roadrash time," he says gruffly as he mounts the sled and puts on a pair of aviators he brought just to use for one-liners.