↠ Monday, October 24, 2013

[threatens]

I don't give a fuck about any of you, so fuck off.


[Warded to Coppertale Quidditch]

November 6: Coppertale v. Ribbonfin

GUESS THE FUCK WHAT TEAM, I had the fuckin foresight to block off a shitton of practice times for the next two weeks, so congrats, you're not fuckin free of me yet. If Davenport thinks she's getting any time on the pitch before our match, then she's forgotten who's the biggest fuckin asshole in this school.

TUE, OCT 25: 4:30 PM
WED, OCT 26: 4:30 PM
THU, OCT 27: 7:00 PM
SAT, OCT 29: 10:30 AM and 4:00 PM
SUN, OCT 30: 2:00 PM
TUE, NOV 1: 4:30 PM
WED, OCT 2: 4:30 PM
THU, NOV 3: 4:30 PM
SAT, NOV 5: 10:30 AM and 4:00 PM
We're going to drill until you can all win in your fuckin sleep. Park, you're putting us through our fuckin paces. Barringer, you're with him, but you also need to work on your goddamn aim. I want everyone dodging like pros, but if the choice for any of us is between getting hit or letting the other team get the better of Coppertale, then you had damn well get hit and stay on your goddamn broom for it. I won't have fuckin anyone calling our Chasers a bunch of pussies who'll run from a Bludger. Turner and Wainwright, we're doing passing and accuracy drills until our fuckin arms fall off. Velasquez, same with you about the Bludgers. You need to learn how to take a hit, and I know you won't fuckin whine about it. Guthrie... hold that thought. I'll know how to sort you out by Tuesday.

Don't any of you shits fuckin forget that we're Coppertale. No tears, no mourning, no goddamn surrender. When the pressure's on, we only play better, because we always fuckin play better.

[Warded to Reece Downing]

DOWNING. You have a date to the dance yet?

Comments

Coppertail quidditch

[bambae]

Aye aye captain.

How long are these practices gonna be?

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Long as we fuckin need them to be. But if you've got a hot date to schedule for, Park, let us all know and I'll tell Rox to leave your face alone.

[chryseis]

Sylvester Stoker, that is ENOUGH.

[bambae]

That sounded adorably motherly

Re: Coppertale Quidditch

[bambae]

I appreciate the consideration but I'm not dating and definitely not flirting with anybody of any specific relations to anybody else.

Got nothing to focus on but quidditch.

[chryseis]

Yes, I get that a lot.

Sy/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

No. Why?

[threatens]

Don't want to read it? Just flip the fuckin page.

Sy/Reece

[threatens]

Good. You should stop being such a fuckin space case and ask Rosemary.

[neattrick]

so are we even for the time you pretended like you were gonna murdered me with a knife or you still a little mad at me

[bambae]

It was definitely the use of the full name.

[sylla]

Coppertale Quidditch

[cygninae]

Yeah, okay.

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Why my sister Good. I don't want fuckin any of you distracted for the next two weeks.

...tho I guess you can all take a break during the goddamn dance. I actually tried to schedule practice next Monday, but Thorn wouldn't fuckin let me? Shit.

Sy/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

Why? She doesn't have a date already?

[threatens]

Shit, girl, I was never mad at you. Just wanted to have some fun.

[...] You played good.

[neattrick]

now that is downright sweet coming from you. i think you're secretly a good sport

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Damn fuckin right it's okay.

[Reid]
Look. I don't want your attention split, so if you think you need the Chaser work more, we'll stick to Chaser work. But I need Guthrie flying against someone fast when it comes to Seeker drills, and none of these damn reserves are up to it.

Sy/Reid

[cygninae]

I can do it. You know I can.

Chaser's different. I kind of hate it. But I'm not asking you to change my position so don't say anything.

Sy/Reece

[threatens]

No, I think she's waiting for Par Ayers to ask her? He's a fuckin loser. You're less of a loser than Ayers, but she'll like you just as much, because you both have useless shit prefect badges and are into studying or whatever.

Sy/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

So you're pretty sure she doesn't want me specifically to ask her to the dance and you're telling me I should ask her to the dance anyway.

Re: Coppertale Quidditch

[bambae]

Definitely don't have anything to be distracted by.

Besides if Thorn isn't letting you book the pitch for next Monday it means he isn't letting anyone book it which means it'll be empty. We could use it to do an 'impromptu' pick up game. Like a dry run of our next game. Because fuck the dance, dances are stupid. Tess would actually probably kill me if I ditched it though.

[threatens]

No one's ever fuckin said that about me, Decourt. Don't you dare start now.

Sy/Reid

[threatens]

Fine. To all of that.

Then I need you putting in extra hours. Chaser practice with me and Faye, Seeker practice with Guthrie. He's too new to it and I don't know he doesn't know how to get competitive. And you're complete shit at that, but you aren't shit at flying when you get your fuckin head out of the clouds.

[neattrick]

too late. you're getting an award.