↠ Monday, October 24, 2013

[threatens]

I don't give a fuck about any of you, so fuck off.


[Warded to Coppertale Quidditch]

November 6: Coppertale v. Ribbonfin

GUESS THE FUCK WHAT TEAM, I had the fuckin foresight to block off a shitton of practice times for the next two weeks, so congrats, you're not fuckin free of me yet. If Davenport thinks she's getting any time on the pitch before our match, then she's forgotten who's the biggest fuckin asshole in this school.

TUE, OCT 25: 4:30 PM
WED, OCT 26: 4:30 PM
THU, OCT 27: 7:00 PM
SAT, OCT 29: 10:30 AM and 4:00 PM
SUN, OCT 30: 2:00 PM
TUE, NOV 1: 4:30 PM
WED, OCT 2: 4:30 PM
THU, NOV 3: 4:30 PM
SAT, NOV 5: 10:30 AM and 4:00 PM
We're going to drill until you can all win in your fuckin sleep. Park, you're putting us through our fuckin paces. Barringer, you're with him, but you also need to work on your goddamn aim. I want everyone dodging like pros, but if the choice for any of us is between getting hit or letting the other team get the better of Coppertale, then you had damn well get hit and stay on your goddamn broom for it. I won't have fuckin anyone calling our Chasers a bunch of pussies who'll run from a Bludger. Turner and Wainwright, we're doing passing and accuracy drills until our fuckin arms fall off. Velasquez, same with you about the Bludgers. You need to learn how to take a hit, and I know you won't fuckin whine about it. Guthrie... hold that thought. I'll know how to sort you out by Tuesday.

Don't any of you shits fuckin forget that we're Coppertale. No tears, no mourning, no goddamn surrender. When the pressure's on, we only play better, because we always fuckin play better.

[Warded to Reece Downing]

DOWNING. You have a date to the dance yet?

Comments

Coppertail quidditch

[bambae]

Aye aye captain.

How long are these practices gonna be?

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Long as we fuckin need them to be. But if you've got a hot date to schedule for, Park, let us all know and I'll tell Rox to leave your face alone.

Re: Coppertale Quidditch

[bambae]

I appreciate the consideration but I'm not dating and definitely not flirting with anybody of any specific relations to anybody else.

Got nothing to focus on but quidditch.

[chryseis]

Sylvester Stoker, that is ENOUGH.

[bambae]

That sounded adorably motherly

[chryseis]

Yes, I get that a lot.

[threatens]

Don't want to read it? Just flip the fuckin page.

[chryseis]

NO ONE wants to read it. Get ahold of yourself.

Sy/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

No. Why?

Sy/Reece

[threatens]

Good. You should stop being such a fuckin space case and ask Rosemary.

Sy/Reece

[peanutbuttercup]

Why? She doesn't have a date already?

[neattrick]

so are we even for the time you pretended like you were gonna murdered me with a knife or you still a little mad at me

[threatens]

Shit, girl, I was never mad at you. Just wanted to have some fun.

[...] You played good.

[neattrick]

now that is downright sweet coming from you. i think you're secretly a good sport

[cheerpowers]

We will never be even! Beat him again ;)

[neattrick]

this is the karma

[sylla]

Coppertale Quidditch

[cygninae]

Yeah, okay.

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Damn fuckin right it's okay.

[Reid]
Look. I don't want your attention split, so if you think you need the Chaser work more, we'll stick to Chaser work. But I need Guthrie flying against someone fast when it comes to Seeker drills, and none of these damn reserves are up to it.

Coppertale Quidditch

[pintsizedsass]

I definitely won't whine. I actually really fucking want to practice this because I looked like a TOTAL ASS going down like a bitch.

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Good. No one's fuckin allowed to think Coppertale goes down like a bitch, not even you, Velasquez.

That wasn't your Casper was aiming for me I'm sorry We'll beat them next time. Promise you that.

Coppertail quidditch

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

GOOD.

Coppertale Quidditch

[threatens]

Glad you approve. Seriously I thought more of you would fight this

[roxitbeat.insanejournal.com]

I'm gunna need a fuck ton of caffeine to get through this shit.

Roger. I'll be working out agility exercises first thing in the morning. Chris, you in? Anyone else who wants to join, feel free but bring your A-Game.

[bambae]

Depends if you mean dawn first thing in the morning, or you mean like six am, or like that hour before breakfast when we're all already awake anyway.