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Hey MAGIZOOLOGY exam, I am studied as H E C K for you, come at me bro.

[Nisha]

D U D E

How do you feel about a) BOATS, b) BREAKFASTS, and c) BEARDS

You're gonna NAIL all those questions about the Jersey Devil's molting season!!

[WORST GIRLS]
ARE WE GONNA BE PIRATES AND PILLAGE PANCAKES??

It's WHENEVER THE HECK HE FEELS LIKE IT!!!

[WORST GIRLS]
ONLY IF THE BEARDS LOOK REALLY COOL ON US because by the way we should totally have beards for the dance.

N O B O D Y gonna tell the JD what he can and can't DO!!

[WORST GIRLS]
BEARDED LADIES!! S I C K. Yeah dude like for sure!! Should we do like BEARD WIGS?? or should we get Archie to make us a BEARD POTION??? Also???? Where's breakfast and the boats come in.

Edited (important correction) 2017-12-13 04:01 (UTC)

We gotta go legit and get a BEARD POTION for sure. I wanna see how FULL and LUXURIOUS our FACE HAIR can get.

BECAUSE my parents said I could totally invite someone over during break ~~except I don't usually have anyone who'd want to~~ which is when the BOAT & BREAKFAST is closed down and that's the bigger boat and it's like a GREAT PLACE to run around with full beards being pancake pirates??????

Edited 2017-12-13 04:06 (UTC)

DUDE I hope it's like a FOOT LONG I wanna look like a WIZARD

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I mean like a MERLIN-Y kinda WIZARD??

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:O

D I N A H D A N G E R THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!! DUDE!! OMG!! YES!! I've never SLEPT on a BOAT before?? OR been a PIRATE on a boat before??? It's gonna be SWEET.

I hope your beard reaches the GROUND. I wanna look like IAN MCKELLEN.

~~REALLY?????~~ NISHA NITRO THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!! Usually we sleep on a DIFFERENT boat that's all like tiny and cute but the BOAT&BREAKFAST is like TWO STORIES and HUGE and I'm going to introduce you to ALL MY SUPER OLD NEIGHBOURS!!!

[frantically added like thirty seconds later]

HAVE YOU EVER HAD POUTINE??????

If they're LONG enough we should like BRAID em??

AAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaaAAAaa I'm SO excited!! I've NEVER ~~had a REAL SLEEPOVER B~~ done something THIS cool before?? I can't WAIT to meet your SUPER OLD NEIGHBORS??? I bet they have like SWEET old people stories????

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NO!! Well I mean I've had GRAVY FRIES before bc like EVERYTHING in WV has GRAVY on it?? But THAT doesn't have CHEESE on it!!

We should DEFINITELY braid them!! Do you think we'll be able to find each other by our beards???

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO COOL!! ~~I've never had someone sleep over???~~ They have the BEST old people stories and ALSO REALLY STALE CANDY?? And they're like grumpy about me and my skateboard on the docks sometimes but they don't know I'm a SUPERHERO so it's TOTALLY FORGIVABLE.

I KNOW JUST THE PLACE TO GO!!! You can get POUTINE and NANAIMO BARS and that's basically all of Canadian cuisine!!

FOR SURE!! Unless someone ELSE also decides to have a BEARD?? Which would be like SUPER dumb because um COPYCAT??? Should we have like a SECRET BEARD PASSWORD???? A SECRET BEARDWORD?????

WE COULD BUILD LIKE A BLANKET FORT?? IN THE BOAT??? AW MAN I bet they TOTALLY have that GUM that's like KINDA CRUMBLY???? ALL old people have that dude it like comes with your AARP card I think?????

omg omg omg omg We gotta like eat EVERYTHING dude!!

Edited (god there's so many question marks here) 2017-12-13 05:31 (UTC)

We could put something SECRET in the beards themselves??? Or braid them TOGETHER and then we'll never lose each other!!

We could build a blanket fort across ALL THE ROOMS!! AND DOWN THE STAIRS!! dude when I was a kid they would give me lifesavers all the time but like the packages were all faded and they were kind of melted together so each candy kind of tasted like the one before and after it and it was like FOREVER A MYSTERY what I was going to get next.

WE'RE GOING TO DRAIN BC OF FOOD AND CAUSE A FAMINE!!

OMG!! Even BETTER than a password?? A N D we could CLOTHESLINE anyone who's acting SUSPICIOUS. Or just like ask people to dance and make them SUPER confused lol

Not just a FORT but a WHOLE like THOROUGHFARE. Dude that makes Lifesavers sound even better?? Like a kinda dusty sort of plastic-y flavor ADVENTURE.

I always WANTED to be a plague of locusts. Now I'm hungry though.

Super confused and super LUCKY BRO.

Dude we're gonna have the dustiest adventure and sneeze everywhere.

Let's go STRETCH OUR STOMACHS TO PREPARE. We have to TRAIN!!!

omg we're going to like ENCHANT the SHIT out of someone?? They're gonna fall in LOVE with us and won't ever learn who we are and will like FOR SURE TOTES die without us and it'll be like so tragic. I've ALWAYS wanted to be the reason someone DIED before?? But not like DOING A MURDER.

We're gonna forge like MAD FIERCE friendships with DUST MITES.

I'm gonna eat THREE DINNERS tonight. You should take Lazer's dessert tonight and give him an APPLE instead so THAT WAY you're being a GOOD PARENT but also getting double the pudding.

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